Bamboo-Hatless Kim

| > this account will get more character accurate in time im just shitposting until I’m more free

I stuck a kick me sign to Ezra’s back when she wasn’t looking don’t tell her

@bendzrt Tch

@BearingOfASalsu "Am blessed by my father genes so I can't relate" -Kim Sparda

I'm a fat chud but I suck it in all the time so no one can tell

@AENGDUSALSU Cheese, obviously. For every other flavour the experience ends after you finish the chips— but not cheese. You still get to lick the dust off your fingers.

@BearingOfASalsu …humble. Mhm. Say uh, which flavour would you like?

does anyone want to buy me a bag of chips

@ish_fish_sliced Just one.

@BearingOfASalsu I: "ᴍʏ ᴍᴇɴᴛᴏʀ. ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ."

@AENGDUSALSU Only One #stayhumble

@BearingOfASalsu How many do you want I will buy you all the chips

if i called you on the cheeseburger phone would you lettuce have a conversation or would you let it go to voicemayo

Did anyone else hear that

@ImGyeongeop Labubu

@BearingOfASalsu I will not be ragebaited

Gnome

@ImGyeongeop Am I the coolest one

There are like eight different Kims on here and they're all lazy chuds

I’m soooo big and round

@Sinclair143193 Im so Proud of you Boy

So Hungry #Hungry

Knicks

@Sinclair143193 Why are you so damn mean Boy I was being honest

@BearingOfASalsu Shut up

Where does Darth Vader get his shoes

I can’t stop throwing rocks at babies