Lance Lee

I just learned what egg means today and no, I’m not one.

So... I think my account got hacked? I couldn’t access it for a few months and now that I can log in there were tweets I never made. Sorry about that

can we talk about how Kirby is the definitive mvp of Smash

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

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I am joining the Golden State Warriors.

hi everyone, chuck e. cheeses full name is “charles entertainment cheese,” and he canonically has dead parents

Nick Foles is the first back up QB to win the Super Bowl AND S.B. MVP since... Tom Brady. Poetry.

People who are wrong are just as sure you are wrong as you are sure they are wrong. The only difference is, they're wrong.

In sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now Why? OH Because rebranding is important for boosting sales and relevance

Come to The Morning Fix, Thursday the 24th!! Coffee, Dr. Pepper and more! Opens at 7:30am, tell your friends! :)

How many of you knew this one already

It's one of those days

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault

Since they deleted it............

@alpharadtv why does every country need their own special currency? Make Earthos, like Euros but for Earth

11,000 people voted for Harambe this election. Way to go, America

@Ronzell_ dude that sucks