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A moment of silence for Twitter Fleets..

Not to brag, but i made this artwork completely from electronic waste

@mohammedhersi @jacksonhinklle

Along Digo Road Mombasa on a public service vehicle

@realskeka Na umpee za kusuka nywele jameni.

Only Kanye West can compete.

This $1B NU stadium costed almost the same as NHIF to SHIF (SHA) transformation. A 10-year contract to digitize the new SHA system. It costed about $800M for an online infrastructure. Talanta Stadium loan will hit $1B (144B) KENYA is a joke and soon it will be a ruin.

@_toxicprince96 ... Block tutatoka lini?

Youths tunaambiwa kazi anaku lakini politician akikufa bibi yake anapatiwa kazi out of nowhere, swali bado ni moja...

@PuritymMwangi @moneyacademyKE Do you remember the fertilizer scandal? Same script.

@moneyacademyKE Substandard fuel affects millions, from transport costs to engine damage. This isn’t a small issue. Someone must be held responsible, no excuses.

DCI arrests Energy PS Liban Mohamed, KPC MD Joe Sang and EPRA CEO Daniel Kiptoo over alleged import of substandard oil.

@eddiebutita @DaveKengabi

There is life beyond politics. We cannot live in a permanent political circus, recycling outrage, allegiance, and division every single day. Politics alone will never fix anything not when we refuse to fix ourselves, our systems, and our understanding. Let’s be honest: we are not electing strangers from another planet. We are electing ourselves. A politician in this country is a true reflection of a Kenyan with power and money. Every election cycle, we convince ourselves that a new group of “good” leaders will save us. Then, within months, we return to the same conversations, the same frustrations, and begin preparing to replace them again. It is an endless loop of expectation and disappointment. Why? Because we are addicted to personalities instead of systems. We rarely take time to understand how governance actually works how policies are made, how budgets are allocated, how accountability should function. Instead, we obsess over who supports who, who is winning, who is losing. That is not democracy. That is distraction. A broken democracy does not fix itself through louder debates or new faces. It is repaired through informed citizens, strong systems, and consistent accountability. If we remain trapped in this shallow, personality-driven politics, nothing will ever change no matter how many elections we hold, or how many leaders we replace. The real question is not who we elect next. It is whether we are finally ready to think, act, and demand better beyond politics.

Chepkerta

@ronnieonly Great to know that from you. All will be well. Except now the stress is gonna be that of fixing the car. But you got this man, next year this same date you will be looking back and be glad you survived, your health and the cost of repairs. Dust off!

I am okay guys. A bit shaken.

Fuck life 😭😭

@BoboWamboiKuria That's where his Intel comes from...

Rigathi Gachagua keeps on losing his allies and close friends. His former Tailor has relocated from Wamunyoro to statehouse.

@lucaswrtr @MathGuyTFL Different method: r² +r = 6r r² = 5r but r²= r.r r x r = 5 x r divide r or cancel it out on both sides of the equation r = 5

Find the value of r.

@fa_abv Bathing is still optional in Europe in 2026.

Stone Age ...

@AssHairOfBeetle @veIvetines Are suggesting that yours is thick? 😂

@veIvetines His brain must be hardly fat 😭

Japanese and Asians

@shawtyraayna It was a requirement before getting onto the slave ships for transit to Foreign countries. It was a way to destroy their identity and erase culture. That's why in schools or prison or any other law enforcement institutions, they do shave hair as discipline to the culprits.

I don’t understand why they want black men to have only short hair

@kijana_misa @mumiasfinest 😂 I like that answer

@mumiasfinest Nchi inamove na vitu zinachange

What can cause a cell tower to sink?

Wajir County spent 362 million to buy supplements for wild animals. Outrageous!

@WhiteHouse Then fckn stay in your country.

DRILL, BABY, DRILL!

@tonyhawktruther He was probably high.

I only see one smile.

Left to Africa, this would have been accurate.

Accident ilifanyika hapa but the man on the billboard was just smiling