Devin Hearst

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Devin Hearst

@BeastofTenHorns

Maybe you deserve it? Fictional.

Katılım Nisan 2015

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·24 Ağu

Aaron it’s ok to drop the schtick. It really is. I get why you and Tapson aren’t getting along so much now. You’re the same person! Willful ignorance and deflection. Money to fill a hole in your heart. Just like me!

𝐀 𝐀 𝐑 𝐎 𝐍 🏔️@AaronSetthePace

I'm sure you have that's why you work at [place] and do [thing of note]! Wait.

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·24 Ağu

I’ve actually eclipsed you financially and success-wise but accolades are important and you should be proud! I’d work on the whole “my entire bit is cool guy with hot girlfriend but everything I say sounds like a virgin said it” thing but there’s time!

𝐀 𝐀 𝐑 𝐎 𝐍 🏔️@AaronSetthePace

I'd prefer 'the Paramount' because I've been to heights trash like you will never reach, if you'd prefer.

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·24 Ağu

Hey buddy, did you get the irony of calling someone desperate for attention and yet hanging on my every word yet? Don’t think you do. I get clinging to old habits because the world is a scary place! It’s ok. I don’t blame you. Would you like a hug?

𝐀 𝐀 𝐑 𝐎 𝐍 🏔️@AaronSetthePace

Now before you come back all @BeastofTenHorns big mean Mr. Man on me, I'll write your reply for you. 'Ooh I'm Devin, I'm going to come kick a puppy, I'm literally going to eat nails for breakfast and shit blood or something SCARY, OOOH'. And then I laugh. Then we repeat.

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·24 Ağu

@LilMissAnnachy @LiveFromTheMoon Mighty presumptuous! I’m not even in the company, Anna.

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Dreamboat Annie@LilMissAnnachy·24 Ağu

@LiveFromTheMoon @BeastofTenHorns Think he wants in.

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·24 Ağu

Hi Mr. @LiveFromTheMoon! Hope you’re well. So here’s the thing: looks like your main event guys can’t keep ol Dev’s name out of their mouths, and that’s just not nice. Be a real shame if someone, say, broke into their homes and gut them like fish? Just spitballing!

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·24 Ağu

@LiveFromTheMoon Oh just Tapson and Aaron. I can’t blame them! I just want to make sure your shows go off without a hitch.

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Bryan Williams@LiveFromTheMoon·24 Ağu

@BeastofTenHorns Who

Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·24 Ağu

Space Mountain is a shit ride. It’s not even the biggest ride anymore! Got left behind when better things showed up. Sounds familiar 🤔

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·24 Ağu

Great nothing response you husk of a human being. You should know obscurity considering your one personality trait is repeatedly saying how “great” you are. People said it for me. Run along, hollow man! Run to getting smoked by Tapson on the daily.

𝐀 𝐀 𝐑 𝐎 𝐍 🏔️@AaronSetthePace

We're just making up stories in my mentions now, okay, this is over. Fade into obscurity again. Your five seconds of fame are over.

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·23 Ağu

Funny you want to bring up names, Pric Flair, considering the only interesting thing about you is your nickname and you didn’t even come up with it on your own.

𝐀 𝐀 𝐑 𝐎 𝐍 🏔️@AaronSetthePace

Cry about it in someone elses mentions or you'll be Devin Hearse, 'cause that's what they'll take you away in.

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·23 Ağu

Save your hollow ego for someone else, tiny nips.

𝐀 𝐀 𝐑 𝐎 𝐍 🏔️@AaronSetthePace

Nobody cares what the best of ten horns or whatever his dumbass name is tweeted and never spoke of again.

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·23 Ağu

Look at you, Mike! The butterfly I knew you could be. I’m proud, friend.

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·23 Ağu

@LilMissAnnachy The egomania is me. That’s never going away.

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Dreamboat Annie@LilMissAnnachy·23 Ağu

@BeastofTenHorns So another lull before the next round of egomania.

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·23 Ağu

I had a lot, once …

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·23 Ağu

@LilMissAnnachy What do you mean, Anna? I’m not doing anything different than I always have! Always.

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Dreamboat Annie@LilMissAnnachy·23 Ağu

@BeastofTenHorns Beastie. What did you do now?

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·23 Ağu

Bryan has evolved in such an awesome way, but man that aesthetic is my favorite thing ever. Hotline Miami serial killer chicken is best.

Bryan Williams@LiveFromTheMoon

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·23 Ağu

@andrew_wilkow Ah Drew! You’re the best little soldier. I’m so sorry.

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Andrew Wilkow@andrew_wilkow·23 Ağu

@BeastofTenHorns I DIDNt DERSVE THaT sTD I GOT THe LAST TIMe I wENT TO COlUMBIA TO GEt THe SECReT INGREDIENT FOR SANdSTORM!

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·23 Ağu

Maybe I deserve it?

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·23 Ağu

@WRlSTLOCK I’ve said some things and you’ve said some things, but there’s room for everyone! Fair and balanced. Even. When things get lopsided, well, then we gotta fix it, right? Im not a fan of fixing anymore. My fixing is too heavy for me now!

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·23 Ağu

Ah, man I didn’t take the time to see what’s going on in your head. I feel that. I’m afraid we’re at kind of a crossroads, though. They know who they are. So do I. Let’s play nice!

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Devin Hearst@BeastofTenHorns·23 Ağu

That’s great. Family is important…I had a family once. I hope you cherish them.

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