Ye Off The Perc

Drake dropped 3 albums and none of them are good

Pensar que Jesús se sacrificó por un boludo como yo. Realmente es la cabra

Chudding through the 6 with my woes

The homies think I’m an untamed animal but I’m actully just sipping seltzers talking shop with the hg’s

Not even the sextortion porn bots liking me back on Hinge 😔

“Alright Frankie” I say as I crack open a freshly delivered Domino’s Pizza, piss hammered and alone in my apartment at 11:50pm on a Tuesday

*Casual water bubbler conversation at the office* “Y’all seen what Bhad Bhabie has been up to recently?”

Been a free agent in this dating game so long a brotha starting to feel like Isaiah Thomas

Cop: “Sir I can smell alcohol in your vehicle.” Me: *wearing half a bottle of cologne with 4 open beers on the floor* “There’s no way you smell that”

@HighAssThinking @BLou11k

@BLou11k Bro let’s match 😂

Life been feeling different since the coranora virus 🤔

@Ia_wams @kobenifan13 @ZeterBeard @NFL_Convo @NickGuthre To the stat sheet watching casuals yeah, pretty sure the voters dive a bit deeper into the advanced analytics.

@kobenifan13 @ZeterBeard @NFL_Convo @NickGuthre yards & TDs, all that matters

I still think Stafford should win MVP: The most obvious reason - Maye has played the #32 Strength of Schedule Stafford has played the #1 Strength of Schedule

@BrentCa24718741 @bradypenn21 25 of those td’s are within 10 yards of the endzone lmao

@bradypenn21 Stafford will still win MVP. His 42 touchdowns are not erased by one bad game that was meaningless for the Rams.

For those that are upset Maye is gonna win MVP, Stafford shouldn’t have lost 3 of 4 on the road in December and two in primetime to fall to a 6 seed while Maye had a double digit comeback and 5 TD game to cap off an undefeated road campaign the same month

I’m sorry Ms. Temple, but the sweetness of this animal cracker just doesn’t blend well with the saltiness of this soup

@scramse @JonesOnTheNBA It ain’t 2013 no more lmao

@JonesOnTheNBA Not entirely difficult to do when half of that time is spent lying on his back with his hands in the air crying for a foul.

Been saying it for a few years now, but LeBron should play 25 years. Record would never be broken. Saying you played a quarter century in the league is NUTS

Hoping there’s a Jordan’s Furniture-esque promo where if a homerun ball hits the Palantir sign everyone in Boston gets +100 social credit points

Bill Clinton in the stands during the 2016 presidential debates must’ve been so bricked up watching his two ladies argue

@Patriots @DKSportsbook @DrakeMaye2 Drake mayeee

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The lion never wastes a profit boost

@DK_Assist @DKSportsbook Thank u draft kings support

@BeatinBuns @DKSportsbook Mike Evans is Early Exit Eligible! Check out this post here bit.ly/3L1DiYr

@DKSportsbook Mike evans went out in the 2nd quarter and you didn’t Nullify my prop due to early exit. Explain.