Beatrix T. Cattenborough

@JortsTheCat Seriously uncool, Waffle House.

WAFFLE HOUSE DEDUCTS A $3 MEAL FEE FROM WORKERS’ PAY EVERY SHIFT, WHETHER THEY EAT OR NOT

@JortsTheCat @dieworkwear Jorts and the Menswear Guy. Two of our family favorites.

@dieworkwear His farts must squeak out like an oboe reed

mike, how are you going to fight a civil war in these slim fit pants? 😭

@slkinsey I mean… maybe?

.@BeatrixTCat tricked me into second dinner again, didn’t she?

@Dbwagner104 This has been a favorite kind of game right from the start!

my cat and i have a delightful game: 1) he sees me use the computer, 2) he sprawls on my lap, 3) he becomes inexplicably Very Angry that i continue to use the computer, and 4) he attacks my hands & leaves. i do not know the rules of this game, but i have definitely never won it.

@JortsTheCat Who among us, amiright?

Accidentally jumped on the table and then when everyone reminded me I wasn’t supposed to do that, I panicked and stomped in everyone’s plates trying to get down. Sauce everywhere, utter chaos

@KayelamityJane I’m very pretty, it’s true!

Beatrix loaf

@slkinsey @mkkraemer Je ne regrette rien!

Goddammit Snax!

@JortsTheCat Did you try clicking your teeth at it?

HEY SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT THERE’S A BIRD OUT HERE I NEVER SAW BEFORE. IT’S GOT SPOTS

Sky grumbles! I’ll be in the storm cellar under the bed if you need me.

@JortsTheCat I like the cut of your jib, Jorts.

Your friend looks stressed. Maybe you should attack his ankle as a surprise

ONLY OPEN THIS THREAD if you are prepared to see VERY LONG CATS

@KayelamityJane I’m cute when I’m sleepy!

Caturday win

@slkinsey I can’t believe you actually got up and went to work. That was gonna be my SPOT for the day!

I can hardly go in to the office NOW, can I?

Been finding some primo spots today.

@KayelamityJane So comfy!

Cats, man.

so then I said, “Oh yeah?” And I gave him a bite.

RT @mkkraemer: Mage & Rogue hunting toys!

I’m nine! I’m nine! I’m a big cat now, I’m nine! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEE! 🎉🎂

@KayelamityJane Mackerel is a drug, right?

I really like vegetables