Bucephalus

My previous pinned post is no longer visible because the person whomst I was QRTing was forced to private their account. A fitting end. Find me on the other thing

@VixenEvening Glad for your Christmas miracle! I would've loved to play but I'm booked all week. Or at the very least I won't be doing any horny voice chat activities at my parents house lol

Turns out I may have holiday plans after all x3

I'm craving being hypnotized today. ^w^ And I don't have any holiday plans. If anyone's feeling hypnotist-y and isn't busy with the holiday, I'm available, if you'd be in a mood to hit me up!

Came by to collect everyone's "I've left for Bluski" posts and pin my own from many weeks ago. Found that I was following a crypto-shill account that I definitely did not choose to follow. It's nice to have my decisions validated.

@TransformARTive @nothere_3 We could call them The Cavalry because they use mounts in combat.

Story idea: Inverse of Animorphs with teenage kids who transform into slugs in order to control the body of animals who fight against another group of shapeshifters. Goes into the usual dilemma of if it's right to mind control an animal if it means protecting their planet.

@dolfengra Can’t cum because of a lock 👎 Can’t cum because you have none left 👍

Slamming my fists on the table. MILKING MACHINES OVER CHASTITY

I need this! This is totally my style!!

Animation for Ceanoth of his dragon getting stuck in a sentient latex pond. Sometimes this naturally occurring entity will react to foreign organisms, entrapping them and reforming their biology to match it's own.

@BuntlineAtSea @hexyck This is my first encounter with them, actually! I have a taste for locked nullfaces though and seeing their specific one inspired me to produce this masterwork/abomination.

@BeauJackal @hexyck You know Hexy? Small world!

Having no identity makes you immune to identity theft.

@Goopypanther Extremely sustainable livestock practices

@KorpsPropaganda Asked for the weather this morning and Googlebot read me the Wikipedia definition of weather.

@CaineLatrans Process: hot Outcome: hot Skip process to get outcome: hot

There's something about a zonk method that's so instantaneous there's not even an induction that gets me sometimes. No resistance, no fight, just instant submission. Just point a hypno gun at someone and *zap* Follow me you're mine now

@aristoth25 A slate of all the absolute best CN shows And Chowder

Ah yes this totally makes sense from a business perspective

I walked past a TV that had FE: Three Houses on. Having never seen any gameplay and having witnessed this man's character portrait for 0.7 seconds I pointed at him like "He will betray you IMMEDIATELY. And he'll be a whinging little sadboi about it!"

@MatttGFX Sometimes health bars just appear over you, OK? It's a medical condition, you're being really invasive right now actually. Also yes a scythe with a five-foot spiked blade absolutely IS a practical weapon for close-quarters combat and I'll thank you not to imply otherwise.

@MatttGFX Why yes I do have strong opinions about the nature of society and the meaning of power that I will opine about at length at very little provocation. It's part of my character. My very heroic character. Wanna see my signed copy of Machiavelli's 'The Prince'?

@MatttGFX Wow extremely rude of you to look at the OST to see that all the songs that play when I'm speaking have titles with the words "blood" "vengeance" or "betrayal" in them. Everyone knows that those titles are just vibes and don't carry narrative significance.

@KrangTNelson That's the expression you make when you have to babysit your little shithead cousin and you are praying to GOD that he would just chill out for ONE FUCKIN SECOND.

@renegade_roo When I would do that I would usually cut off a corner of the pouch with scissors so that it would pour easier. No idea if this makes the crime worse. Most of the time it was so that I could drink it over ice.

You know why they call me "Renegade"? Because sometimes I've gotten those Caprisun drinks and squeezed the liquid out of the pouch into a glass instead of drinking it from the pouch. I'm punk. Rules and the status quo are made to be challenged >:3