Beau Pinto

Prayer is telephoning God. Intuition is God telephoning you.

Is there anyone actually still using this app? Like this if you’re a real person.

This Christmas, be sure to thank your parents for all the gifts they bought you that you gave Santa credit for.

👑 Pro Tip: Before you block a fake account hating on you online…. Check your following list. If it goes down when you block them it means you weeded a snake out of your circle. ⭕️

I refuse to get offended by the haters who misspell or use bad grammar when attempting to insult me.

It’s crazy that you can order something on @shoptemu and they can claim you got it with no proof. $45 down the drain just to get scammed. Never received my package or a refund or a credit.

My Apple Watch waiting for the @jakepaul @MikeTyson fight 😂🙏

@cabot_phillips Nice try Pfizer lol

I am DISGUSTED that Trump would pick RFK for HHS. Our government has been doing a FANTASTIC job collaborating with Big Pharma to foster a healthy society and efficient healthcare system. WHY are we trying to destroy their progress????

@iThinkHarder This information is publicly available with any basic research. Trump shakes his hand like this so no one can break his grip or squeeze his hand too hard. When your hand is like this, no matter how hard someone squeezes they won’t hurt you.

Who shakes hands like this? Freemasons, that's who. Mormons know.

@iThinkHarder That’s actually NOT the Freemason handshake. The mason handshake puts the thumb on the knuckle. 1st knuckle says you’re a first degree and 3rd knuckle is that you’re a master mason. The handshake Trump is using is one that doesn’t allow anyone to over squeeze your hand.

You’re my favourite Deja Vu ❤️

The crazy thing about Diddy and this case is that they’re poisoning your food with Glyphosate.

You might think that no one is supporting your dreams, but I promise you…. Your friends want to be able to point at the their screens and see you on it and say: “I know this person!” So make the movie. Star in it. Be that person for your friends.

When I say “Gang Shit” I mean: - Meditating - Eating Organic Produce - Properly Hydrating - Slapping men who are disrespectful to women - Supporting local businesses - Showing daily gratitude

I will never understand people who bring their own alcohol to an OPEN BAR wedding… What is the logic there? Why not save your money and drink the UNLIMITED FREE ALCOHOL?!?!

Abundance is being able to say “Take as much as you want.” And know that you’ll be good no matter what.

Just hit some of my biggest successes in life. Enjoyed it. Time to top it.

If you wouldn’t trade a billion dollars for a friend or family member’s life, You’re already a billionaire. I include my blessings in my net worth.

You keep me wild. I’ll keep you safe.

Has Isreal tried doing a land acknowledgment to solve the problem? #CanadianColonizationSolutions

If I ever tell you how “unexpected” my growth was… Just know I’m being humble. I planned every fucking ounce of this shit. I put in the hours for years mastering my craft.