Beauraco Engineeringltd

@artushean @GitaGopinath @elonmusk might identify otherwise.

@GitaGopinath Did you just assume their gender? 👀

A painting of the end of meritocracy: A meeting of the two largest economies and not one woman at the table.

@artushean @GitaGopinath 😂

@Bella_Cj_ @MwangiHub Yeah, most energy government agencies use jkuates. EPRA, KPLC, REREC, GDC except kengen.

@BeauracoEng @MwangiHub Consultant ni Jkuates ama

KPLC has recruited 450 new Engineers. The jobs were never advertised for competitive recruitment and 418 Engineers are from one community.

@Eduardopto @candyassets 😂

@candyassets And he is so humble! Using the same clothes from almost 20 years ago!!

Man Marques Brownlee hasn't aged a day

@john_mackonen @WashiraX The challenge is you get a buyer who wants to declare it as a purchase to reduce tax on their end.

@WashiraX you can play the same game at the end when you are selling

There is a very common land tax scam in Kenya. And both the buyer and seller walk into it smiling. Here is how it works. - You agree to buy land at 10M. But the seller and his lawyer convince you: - Bro, let’s write 5M in the agreement. Why? - The seller pays less Capital Gains Tax and, - You the buyer pays less stamp duty. Everyone feels genius. Everyone saves money. Years later, - You sell that same land for 20M. It's time to pay capital gains tax. KRA comes in and asks one simple question: - What was your property cost? You say - 10M. KRA says: - Show me the purchase agreement. - Show me the stamp duty receipt. You present them. - They both say - 5M. KRA smiles. So your tax becomes: - (20M − 5M) × 15% = 2.25M Instead of: - (20M − 10M) × 15% = 1.5M You pay 750K extra. Just like that. So the saving you made on stamp duty comes back later as: - Higher Capital Gains Tax Lessons: - Do not understate purchase price in agreements - What you sign today becomes your tax tomorrow - Short term savings create long term pain

@duchace Hapa kwa engineering it is doing magic. Manager atashangaa suddenly nimkuwa MIT graduate.

Claude AI omg? I wasn’t familiar

@Sheer__Opulence Fun fact proverb 21: 9 and 21: 19 say the same thing.

Always remember proverbs 21:9 fellas. Dont care if you arent religious.

@rssn3_ Try working on a project without a project manager. You will understand how significant they are to the team. I try to avoid projects without one.

I should become a project manager… looks like you just sit in meetings all day and get paid

@lucindajanet There is a club that tried that in SA, find out what happened.

Just seen that some women are coming up with a ‘city’ like Tatu but for women, interesting stuff

@Ja_Kamnara @lucindajanet They will sue each other before even construction begins.

@lucindajanet The first obstacle? They'll never finish planning it 😂😂😂

@Mungaiiz_b @kiruti Claude is more of an engineer. Very technical.

@kiruti Claude has a certain personality unlike Gemini and ChatGPT. I hope I'm not the only one who's noticed this.

Claude is so good, it makes ChatGPT look like an idiot

@Jameskk110 @xysist He is very right. Unless you support 95k expenses with etims.

@xysist Your are very wrong if you’re talking about WHT. Kama client alisha withhold 5% you should be good if you were a consultant na kama unashuku hakuremit simply request for the PRN and you’ll be good na kama client hakuremit then hapo shida ipo lakini si sana kwako.

Hii nlisema last year. Ukilipwa 100k then client withholds 5k kra will ask you to pay tax on the 95k

@Ferdnand__ @MuchiriH Hapo kwa expense should be supported by etims. People will see bad things.

@MuchiriH You're required to pay the balance 25% tax. Expenses wanataka ziwe supported na etims invoices otherwise Kasongo must go

Kama ulifanya kazi last year na uka invoice na eCitizen with withholding tax don’t I have news for you. You will see bad things. Siet

@alexmwanzo Jomba six figure inakuwanga when you are earning in dollars. Now convert to dollars.

6 figure ni 100k ama 1 million?

@_Sakko @WehliyeMohamed @grok @grok are you her? What is your gender?

@WehliyeMohamed @grok I blocked her

How do I get rid of this HEY GROK nonsense from my TL? Will blocking @grok help? Very annoying & childish stuff !

@Keerulanah @Kenyans Or they are playing double chance.

@Kenyans ODM is either completely divided or no more …let’s be honest 😂

Uhuru Kenyatta, I apologise on behalf of ODM for the abuse you are receiving from some ODM leaders - Sifuna

@Branicemercy I got yours instead, x.com/i/status/19951…

Who has that video of Okoth salah dancing y at the wedding ? 🫠

@real_Kipp @BarakaJeshurun This is reduced to 4% (architectural fee) to cover the cost of the project management team (project manager). Never let the architect act as the project manager, as it will create bias that affects the project as a whole. It is 6% if the architect is also the project manager.

@BarakaJeshurun Thats standard. The remaining 4% is divided equally by other engaged consultants

I got referred to an architect, and during the meeting, he tells us that his professional fees are 6% of the total cost for the whole project. Sijui nirudi shule😭😂😂

@KomugishaPeace The problem is Ugandans are using Museveni as a reference. He will look a perfomer.

I have never understood why kenyans hate such a good guy🥹🥹😒