BeavsRockBottom

Really wish I could’ve watched the CyClowns get bounced today. But the poverty school can’t figure out how to run a livestream. Or was it a coincidence? Didn’t want to get exposed for not knowing how to play ball. Must be a St Cloud thing.

@NSICdictator @BendirtyDover @nacho_business8 @DavisSchaefer Beers must’ve been flowing for him and Pat last night at bdubs.

@BeavsRockBottom @BendirtyDover @nacho_business8 @DavisSchaefer A couple sources have told me he’s on house arrest

@BendirtyDover @nacho_business8 @NSICdictator I wasn’t able to make it down for the big dance in St Cloud this weekend. Has there been a @DavisSchaefer sighting? Or are the Beavs still recruiting online?

@NSICdictator He won a gold glove so should win all conference and player of the year right?

🚨Final Candidates🚨 Winner announced tonight. Congratulations to all the finalists!

A zoom meeting was held this morning between Pat Dolan and Matt Ellinghuysen. There was argument about who could run the program into the ground faster. I had to remind Ellinghuysen that we have never got off the ground. SCSU will be battling next year for our rock bottom spot.

@MCACdictator Nah. Throws to hard for us. We want those guys throwing 70-75.

@NSICdictator Here in Beaverland we call him Chubbs!

Voted on by the coach’s of the NSIC!

Imagine having the MCAC baseball playoffs 3 hrs away and not one of our coaches shows up to recruit. Instead let’s sit on a computer & recruit kids from NY, TX, CA, AZ who we have never watched play. Probably not good if they’re coming all this way to play at BSU. #recruitlocal

@NSICdictator Hey now. We will be competing for the natty ship next year! Just ask the incoming recruits…

If U Mary doesn’t get in the tournament I’m blaming it on Bemidji St. they make our conference look shitty

@DavisSchaefer Win more than 7 games a year and you’ll maybe get some recognition

Soooooooo the kid who wins a gold glove in centerfield also does - .349 BA - .448 OBP - 38 R - 29 RBI - 17 SB and doesn’t make an all-conference team? Got it. Loud and clear.