back to relaxing

The hidden force:

Nice try

Your husband deceptively edited clips constantly, enjoyed hanging out with “dirty liberals”, and your organization still owes my catering company $316.89 for the second round of food you bought at UNC Charlotte in 2022. @charobs

They'll arrest your granny for holding up a sign and call her a terrorist, though.

It was in your fucking manifesto!

hot take: THIS is the song that got charli out of the khia asylum. without speed drive there would've been no brat summer. open.spotify.com/track/5VxmI3Id…

oh okay no worries then

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

🚨 So many of the problems in this country stem from austerity but hardly anyone wants to have that conversation.

So it turns out we weren’t gaslighting ourselves after all. Turns out John McAndrew is a senior BBC executive who was appointed Director of News Programmes in 2022. He previously worked at the marketing arm of Reform UK, GB News as an editorial director.

Yep As of today, the federal minimum wage would need to b $210 per hour to equal the same spending power $1.60 per hour had in July of 1971 on a 40 hour week

This week, an LGBTQ+ venue was set alight with people inside. The man who did it has been released on bail. I don't see Keir Starmer addressing the nation - or even mentioning this - to reassure the LGBTQ+ community. (1/2)

it is outrageous, and a clear overreach, for the met police chief to send a letter to the only jewish leader of a political party over a RETWEET. these people have got far too brave.

an incredible read

And how would you prove this status to the state? Would you need to register it? Perhaps in front of an agent of the state? You would probably need a couple of witnesses to avoid fraud. Oh…

In the United Kingdom, the King is escorted by two cars and a handful of RaSP officers. He even undertakes walkabouts and bumps into common folk. This motorcade is because your society is infested with gun violence, an issue which the modern GOP gleefully dismisses. Fuck off.

It's great that they've spent two days telling us that drinking on the job is a great Working Class Tradition but can only name MPs and City Bankers as the professions where it's accepted.

No. But he did ask for the show to go back on, after allegedly being shot at, on a night when he knew every bit of news coverage would be there… And the FBI director was randomly in the audience… And his Press Secretary said everyone “needed to watch tonight” because “shots will be fired” And the gunman supposedly “rushed the metal detectors” and “shot at secret service in the lobby” But they didn’t even evac the President from the building they just moved him to another room… And then the President tweeted about the fact he was just in the other room and wanted the show to go on…. ….its a lot of coincidences and oddities to reconcile here..

Really? AGAIN? 🇮🇱 Why were people in Israel searching of Cole Allen as of 7:00 AM EST, almost 12 hours before the Trump Assassination Attempt?

How many British Citizens that served in the IDF have had their UK citizenship stripped? It’s no exaggeration to say that there are probably people walking around the streets of the UK that have knowingly murdered children in Gaza over the last 3 years. It’s sick.