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Wonder if Wild animals ever choke to death on their food

Sometimes I sneeze on my dog just to remind her who's boss

remember when the term 'sell out' was huge insult and now every single action we take is monetized?

Future state: reddit.com/r/aww/comments…

Run Run! I signed up for the My Block My Hood My City 2020 Neighborhoods 5k on Aug 9, 2020! runsignup.com/Race/IL/Chicag…

#BlackOutTuesday DOES NOT MEAN LEAVE SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THE DAY IT MEANS THIS 👇🏽 RT this NOW to inform our kinfolk!

20% off Ruggable for telling everyone how great they are? SURE! yotpo.com/go/v6z2rYR5 via @yotpo

My mom just asked "which one was the Hitler War"

Phoenix smells like steamed broccoli

@andyvlahos Disney's US theme parks are going vegan cnn.com/travel/article… via @CNNTravel

I snorted. Sound on. reddit.com/r/funny/commen…

SO to @WarbyParker for texting me about my order AND ending the convo with a puppy emoji #clientforlife 🐶

@andyvlahos I mean I have a Samsung one, where is your god now? Apple's AirPower charging mat is officially dead #ftag=COS-05-10aaa0j" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">cnet.com/news/apples-ai…

@andyvlahos are we top old? I think we're too old.

'I'm in the market for a new fragrance, maybe Eros Flame for Men' @andyvlahos #andyquotes

Id suck a D for that cake @jhartmnn

Every time I'm walking to Trader Joe's twice a week I think of Sohrab

I don't love my food picture #andyquotes @andyvlahos

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