Becca Dickinson🌻

I wonder how many hours of my life I’ve lost waiting on my husband while he poops.

PSA! Everyone, ladies especially, PLEASE be fucking careful if you go to Society nightclub in Olympia!! Here’s a thread about why!

Be genuinely happy for other people’s success.

**explaining the difference between a heifer and a cow for the umpteenth time to our 7 y.o. Me: A heifer hasn't had a baby, and a cow has had a baby. 7 y.o.: Oh! So I'm a heifer and you're a cow! Me: You're not my favorite child anymore.

Bullying a teacher out of a job for wanting to help? Someone who spent thousands & went to college to educate themselves so they could dedicate their lives to change students lives / futures? Am I the only one not seeing how this funny??

Vax your fucking kids you weirdos

Me acting surprised about not winning the 1 in 302.5 billion chance in the Mega Millions tonight

Chris Pratt is a real American. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Beginning of the night vs the end of Oktoberfest

So glad my kids aren't on Twitter. I know what they would be doing today

@ EVERYONE GOING EAST TONIGHT

@Chey_Castanon I stained all of Nicks work socks pink once, it happens! Not everyone can be the perfect wife😂🤷🏼‍♀️

I accidentally shrunk all of Jason’s clothes by half a size 😬

When I'm stressed I just clean and organize until there is nothing else to clean and organize lmao

Honestly so mad that my little sister is prettier than me 😂

@emleeolson @chrissy42299 Yeah we came home early ☹️

@BeccaReichel @chrissy42299 Omg what!😭

I’d like to personally thank the person who spread their viral infection at my wedding. My honeymoon is fantastic with the added bonus....🤢

So thankful for everyone who took their time to celebrate my husband and I.❤️

Today I get to marry my best friend