Heather

Someone: Ai is terrible and will ruin the world Me: haha yeah *moves all the AI generated photos of Steve Harvey being chased by monsters to a hidden folder*

this kind of love 🥀

I think I just saw my favourite license plate ever. "MEH"

@RedShoesMoment I should have haha. My passenger side window got smashed and they decided to make fun of my plastic wrap and tape job. And then they drove away in their 2002 Pontiac Sunfire...god they’re cool

@Beckelstein I’ve reached the age where I can tell teenagers I don’t know, who openly make fun of me, to FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. 🥳🥳 I tell the teenagers I DO know the same. 🥳

Oh no, I've reached an old enough age where teenagers I dont know will openly make fun of me in public...awesome 🥴

“i have very important errands to run” the very important errands:

girl dinner

“Huh?!” 😂

After all the yearly appointments I've had so far I'm starting to feel like this version of myself...

Me (daytime): ugh I just want to sleeeep Me (lying in bed at night):

"So, uh, you don't like the old-time bikes, huh?"

Me putting my hands on the steering wheel when the inside of my car is 43c

literally me everytime:

Literally me. #thesimpsons