Deano

Se7en is one of those truly great films.

You can’t afford to be this naive.

Tame the giant scorpion. Ride the giant scorpion.

That’s the home shirt into the wash. Only the 2nd time this season, but still. #ARSMCI #COYG #TinPotCup

Aaaaaaaaaaaand we’re done. #ARSMCI #COYG #TinPotCup

Balls! #ARSMCI #COYG

2nd half. 2nd beer. Coincidence? #ARSMCI #COYG #TinPotCup

Cagey. #ARSMCI #COYG

That’s the pointless football over with. Time for someone to win the tin. #ARSMCI #COYG #TinPotCup

@Trampolinecare That’s not an alcoholic beverage. Until you Irish it up.

@BedTaker Coffee?

Any alcohol free beverage is the official beverage of pussies.

In honour of the slipknot that got me out of trouble at work today, I will be listening to some @slipknot to fall asleep to tonight.

Got to the first ad break. #SNLUK. Sticking the Xbox on now.

@Gracro5 Her reaction to the homeless being clamped is still one of the funniest things ever!

Kim Wilde

@Dickwith2dogs You’re a bit in love with her, aren’t you?

Alright calm down Destiny's child.

Chelsea could really use a Declan Rice type player.

In Sleaford. There are no Mods.

Only in a re-run. Yeah, right.

DAMN! That’s some fucking good gin!

It’s Tanqueray 10 o’clock.