Brenda Hendry

Cause women who are 5’9 aren’t lying lol

Just tried coconut water. I’m literally begging you guys to stop lying to me

@RobertMSterling A little girl I babysat for said “gunk beds” instead of bunk beds and I’ll always call them that

The best random part about having small kids is how they mispronounce things and it’s so adorable that you not only don’t correct them, you start adopting it yourself. During Covid, our daughter couldn’t say “hand sanitizer” correctly. Three years later and we all still call it “hanzatizer.” When my son was two, he had a toy Elmo guitar that he called his “kintar.” My wife and I only stopped pronouncing it like that once he started real kintar lessons and we sounded dumb in front of the teacher. Our toddler is two and she calls her backpack a “pack pack.” Now the other kids talk about getting their pack packs ready for school every day. We’re having pasghetti for dinner tonight. It probably sounds stupid, but it’s little things like this that make parenthood—despite all the challenges—an irreplaceable joy.

STOP making instagram accounts for ur houses i promise u not a single persons arsed. If I see one more person I used go school with posting about how they’re knocking the wall from the kitchen to the living room out make it open plan ill end it all

@LorynCura show Brodie from me 🤣

GIRLS WHO LEAVE CLOTHING REVIEWS WITH THEIR HEIGHT WEIGHT AND SIZE ORDERED ARE GOING TO HEAVEN.

I’ve watched this 20 times

Work drinks are like kidnappings. If you end up at a second location you’re fucked

🙌🏼❤️

@davlynch8 @TheKillersJPN Never played this tonight 😩

@TheKillersJPN @BeeH84

🎶 The Whole of the Moon at OVO Hydro in Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥹😭 🎥 reececameron

@bluemupp @davlynch8 🤣🤣🤣

@aliceetches @LorynCura zero f**ks given

Remember when we used to dedicate an entire album on Facebook to a night out? It would be called like “We’re on a boaat muthafuckas” and it would just be 32 blurry images of people you vaguely knew doing Jägerbombs. We really didn’t give a fuck back then, did we

as I was leaving the bar my friend said “you were a hit tonight. an absolute crowd favorite” and I just wanna say that’s the kind of validation I will be expecting going forward

@WholeLotOfDicko Happy Birthday Yvonne 🩷 xx Make sure you spoil her today! Xx

Happy Birthday to my Yvonne ♥️ Can’t put into words how much I love you 🫶🏼

@BListAtCapital @LorynCura 🤣

@WholeLotOfDicko She looks so happy! Beautiful girl, hope she has the best trip 🩷

First time on a plane for my Isla ✈️♥️

Yip 🙋🏼‍♀️

@absolutegazelle @LorynCura surely a contender for your big screen?

“Sorry, I’ve got plans this weekend” Plans:

@joeefoster @LorynCura I’m obsessed with this friendship

Gemma Collins’ insta story last night is too much. Jedward mewing the camera whilst dragging Louis. Gemma splashing herself with water and making it known she cooked a roast for the boys. The inspirational quotes. The hot tub. The hunt for the 5 mill. Namaste 😭 #CBBUK