Be Mo' Betta

Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk. #BeMoBetta

Don't worry NSA, we were ready to see you go! #BeMoBetta #GoColbert #HelloPrivacy #DoesPrivacyExist #YouGotThisOneRightCongress

Snuggle a veteran today!!! ...And, ya know, everyday! #BeMoBetta #MemorialDay #ThankYou

Don't worry Letterman, we were ready to see you go! #BeMoBetta #GoColbert #OutWithTheAncient

Day dreaming. #BeMoBetta #FridayYet

Don't spend your best years handcuffed to a cubicle. #BeMoBetta #HandcuffsAreForTheBedroom

Don't just slip it in wherever it fits. #BeMoBetta #SundayFunDay

Ice cream cake is good. #BeMoBetta

Don't re-circumcise your rabbi. #BeMoBetta

Don't belittle bedwetters. #BeMoBetta

Don't enter a crowded public restroom and crawl under the stalls. #BeMoBetta

Save the rhinos from the Persians. #BeMoBetta

Don't hand out bottles of salt water to thirsty hobos. #BeMoBetta

Don't act like Millard Fillmore doesn't have a badass name. #BeMoBetta #HappyPresidentsDay

Don't steal Cupid's bow and shoot him in the eye just because you're single and bitter on Valentine's Day. #BeMoBetta

Don't compliment obese men on their "nice rack."

Don't impregnate your science teacher for your science fair project. #BeMoBetta

Don't be a pineapple dick. #BeMoBetta

Don't sneak up on turtles and steal their shells. #BeMoBetta

Don’t shape the minds of young people into something resembling a penis. #BeMoBetta