🌻Habibti🌻

Trying...

Dry-clean coats, fix boots, buy electricity, take out heater, buy gas, restock fridge, make curry, find blankets, more blankets, winter sheets, gas runs out, buy more gas, buy more electricity, make stew, laundry basket overflowing, clothes aren’t drying, sun is AWOL… aaaaaaah

Andinolunga emzini bc mna ndiqala ngabantwana 😭✋🏻

Might need a holiday in Tzaneen cos the things I saw there? How beautiful.. ingxaki is that akhonto ephuthumayo pha.

Please don’t go down the rabbit hole of trying to uncover the producer of the Winnie Mandela documentary. Even the producers and their entire empire. Yes, it is.

You work at Deloitte so you don’t have to worry about losing your job to a foreigner willing to take a 50% pay-cut. This is something the waiter at your favourite restaurant has to deal with. This is what the construction worker next to your office park has to deal with. The car guard outside “Pantry” has to deal with this. It’s not a coincidence that many of these jobs are taken by foreigners. You live in a gated community with 24-hour surveillance so you can sleep peacefully at night. You don’t live in central Joburg next to buildings hijacked by foreigners that house drug dealers/users and criminals. You buy your fresh food at Woolies so you rarely have to worry about your food being spoiled. Your child isn’t sick because they bought repackaged rotten food at the Somalian spaza shop down the road. This is why I’ve been enjoying the content from the digital nomads infiltrating Cape Town. You didn’t see an issue when poor people were complaining about the effects of mass-immigration. But now that your favourite coffee spot is charging you R70 for a latte and your rent has almost doubled—now the “government has to do something” 😂 That’s why it’s very important for you to shut TF up if you come from a place of privilege.

Getting my nails done and the nail tech is not chatty?? She looks angry even..🤭🤭😭😭😭😭 I wonder ndimenzeni..

Where do I sign up, ndidutyulwe, ndifokofe?

If i see one more concert or show im literally going to faint.. How are we supposed to survive??

Im so upset like I didn’t know this was a thing until I looked at my socials after work. 😭😭😭😭

We need Popi to go to Mzumbe right NOW!

“You’re not pregnant ma’am, you have kwashiorkor”

Born to be a Trust fund baby, forced to trust and fund the process 🫠

Every time Rihanna posts something & it’s not music, kuthi angizisakaze phansi!

Only watching it if black South Africans were involved in the making of this documentary. Otherwise masiyeke..

BREAKING NEWS: statement released by thanda choir members today, after the @carteblanchetv broadcast last night #carteblanche watch the full story available now on dstv catch up.

trending in today's news... watch the full @carteblanchetv story on the @thandachoir on dstv catchup! #carteblanche

@maMkhiz_obomvu Potatoez..

My stew is a bit salty, what can I use to balance it out???

Sleeping right on the edge of your bed kodwa ulele wedwa feels like you're practicing for iDivorce 😩

Mseleku not defending MaK cos they “not on good terms” is crazy business. Haiboooooo??