Jerry “Ticket” Burlock, DEA

Don’t let this white boy get hot #yup

Just completed my taxes. What should I spend my refund on?

@BulbousMichael This is a normal ass college occurrence. What are we doing rn

Sources tell me that we are experiencing back to back hookerverse introductions #noticing. Reportedly TTU DG had unprotected sexual relations with multiple other individuals while having THE CLAP #shrinkthegame. Nobody is safe. #ReleaseTheKayleeFiles

@trillharris Sick of people tweaking about Minneapolis online. It’s a fucking city grow up

Lmaoooo theyve moved beyond being scared of Minneapolis

Once again my boring co worker that I eat lunch with had a “good” weekend in which she did “not much”. I’m talking to real life NPCs over here

@Underdog @UnderdogNBA How is boozer a lottery pick at 6’9” with his play style??????

2026 NBA Mock Draft pt. 2

Going to interview this comp sci kid today and in his screen call he said the biggest challenge he ever faced was a group project 😭😭😭

@Twins WHAT THE FUCK DOES NO PLACE LIKE HERE MEAN????

#MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE

@WillRagatz Someone explain to me how that hashtag has anything to do with the twins. Poverty franchise inside and out

#NoPlaceLikeHERE is hilariously bad

Fuck me man

The #Wild are dropping their hogs on the lightning right now

@CalPolyBSB The boys are HOT!

That 10-game win streak feeling 😉 #RideHigh

Capping off a great weekend in St. Louis with a bud #select. Hope the first weekend of madness treated you all as well

Just so that it is confirmed online, I do not think Cameron boozer is worth a top 5 pick. #BookIt

What in gods name is the queens head coach wearing for a March madness game

My boys couldn’t make the dance but still repping @calpolymbb in STL #RollStangs

“Pioneering the lacrosse lifestyle” 😭

TCU head coach has got to let go of his hair. Can’t win a chip with hair like that

Just flossed without bleeding for the first time 🙌🏼 This was about 4 years in the making from when I said I was actually going to start flossing. Your welcome dentist

Crazy transition coming up here

Shoutout the lovely ladies at my work passing out these bad boys today. Needed this one #Harp