Chuck "Beefsteak" Jefferson, CFA

Just learned that the last girl to stay over at my place was texting her friends for 30 minutes trying to figure out how to get out of letting me crack

Me liking every Tiger post

First post to cross the triple digit threshold is one with my feet #fmcl

#shrink or #expand ?

Hope this isnt too gay to ask here but is it socially acceptable to wear flops with feet like these?

@fred_da_pred @CuntyWizard69 #buzzword

@CuntyWizard69 So basically she Kansas hawktini LANK beev Lily lang maddy kowalski scuba girl marykate cornett ferda beer bag shrink expand barbour jacket widespread panic iowa hazing Elliott hayes tapping in Costa sunglasses flip flops

So what did Maddie Kowalski do again

@tjmingston69420 Wish I had a wife to shove mine in Tom

Can’t wait to shove my boner in my wife’s crotch later

Somehow had 2 ex-wives texting me at the same time... fucked around and lost them both #fmcl #squareone

@HedoTurkoglu67 Always ready

Very hung, very ready to start drinking, very ready to black

Otw to go see the ex-wife today #runitback

NEED LESS DJs AND MORE UBER EATS DRIVERS!!!!

@johnnieO @johnnieO Beef needs his new texas hoodie after the shooting the old one witnessed

Have some extra gear hanging around… everything size large. Any takers? Comment which one you want (Miami, Texas Tech, Mizzou, Bama) and I’ll pick some winners tomorrow

Hey sis is this a good thing or a bad thing? #LANK

@aidsapev And Bam scored 83

If a man with no arms or legs can not only play professional cornhole but also kill someone with a gun then Arkansas can beat Arizona on Thursday night. Impossible is nothing.

If ur inner circle isn’t starting off every statement with nigga or discussing how fucked up they were last weekend , find new friends. #networkisurnetworth

Absolute fucking squid

I love you tramon mark

Tramon mark i fucking love you

your break-up with your girlfriend is 70% sponsored by her friends.

Championship week is so fucking beautiful