Kourtney Evans

Imagine if mermaids had a Rumspringa, like Amish children, and that accounted for the amount of young, ignorant adolescents in beach towns. And sadly imagine the amount of cautious tales of 'land dwellers' they would have returned home with... #mermaids #FoodForThought #Caution

When you have to get up early so you sleep in your bra... #onelessthing #Bartender #adultlife #badsleep #fuckmornings

So is the opposite of 'hangry' (hungry and angry) 'fappy' (full and happy)?? #lifequestions #HANGRY #fatandsassy #NeedToKnow

Grocery list #priorities

When you put Hoarders on your TV to motivate you to clean and get ride of old clothes...#Springcleaning

Enter now to experience the music and wonder of the @Bonnaroo ulink.tv/210616-25me74_…

Well, I'm here... sure my dignity will grow back in a few weeks... #newhere