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tw // slurs, cubiminx im sorry but HOW are we gonna allow people like this in the community?

アメリカの人は男の娘ジャンルのことTrapって呼ぶらしいけど、ちんちん生えてるのが発覚したら嬉しいからTreasureって呼んだ方がいいとおもう

Jada Pinkett Smith says she admitted to cheating on Will Smith to protect his ego, claiming she could’ve taken it to the grave but chose to come clean to protect her family and put her own happiness aside to support his 😳🤔

possibly the oldest ever depiction of a kiss: a cave painting from Brazil’s Serra da Capivara National Park, up to 50,000 years old 😘

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.

Johnny Somali has been found guilty of all charges in South Korea and has been sentenced to prison with labor