Jacob

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

@SCIENTAURUS Don’t know it off the top of my head, but you’ve got me thinking!

for the love of God someone PLEASE help me identify this song. This riff has been stuck in my head all day and I can’t figure it out!!! I thought it might be TDWP or FFTL but I couldn’t find it. PLEASE

Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro

it’s very important to have a phase in your life where you find an absolute shit hole dive bar and become a regular there and talk to strangers

Smash but it's explained like JJK

Smash but it's explained like JJK Pt.2

I just took a pack of beef ramen out of cabinet and looked away for a split second and when I looked back it was a lime chili shrimp pack instead. Likely the work of a trickster spirit or imp.

nigga got the commentator speaking in doodlebob

Dodgers are gonna have to run the ball

Hades 2 experience so far

Been in this airport so long I’m feeling like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia

@verycutedog Hell yeah big dog, keep your head up

that baby could’ve been playing tony hawks pro skater 2 and listening to killswitch engage but now it has to play fortnite and listen to carti

Tom Brady was so good that growing up I used to kneel next to my bed and pray that the Patriot’s plane would explode

@SCIENTAURUS The sky gets more grey as soon as you cross the border into VA. Absolutely wretched state

It’s very rare that I’ll disparage an entire city but I’ll say that Fredericksburg, VA is the most crackhead, dirty, GTAV sidequest “strangers and freaks” ass city I’ve ever been in

A good Elden Ring build

Cmon Saquon MVP I need my six dollars

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