Degenerate Polo Bear

Shaboozey at the bar #Shaboozey

Jordan Walker fun fact: I love him

Let’s get some Shaboozey on #shaboozey

You can just do things

Its a Shaboozey kinda night

This escape room is impossible

Should we go out? @NotALandLubber

Yogurt is like beer but healthy

It just means more

My Whoop keeps telling me I’m in debt to the sleep man

Do you have to schedule an AA meeting or can u just show up?

I saw the new Avatar movie. They are definitely still blue

I’m a secular alcoholic

@its_mertel @Lane_Kiffin Salty is sally #ItJustMeansMore

@Lane_Kiffin my good friend @BeerEnjoyer26 just asked a bar in the bayou if she could make him a martini. Not my #SEC

Over the pants hamburger helper

Bongiorno

Origami coke bag ‼️

@NotALandLubber I believe Teddy Roosevelt said this

@BeerEnjoyer26 What do you do when you fall off the horse and after you’ve had 12-15 beers? You wake up with your car keys missing and vague memories of crazy time with a hooker.

Ace here, it’s Ace -Ace