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The only internet endorsement I will ever need!
Thanks again, Beau.
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Bringing Levity & Leviticus to the Net since the 80s | Putting the tWITter | Hops and Chutzpah | Don’t talk💩about my cousin @MonicaLewinsky | He/Him/Rabbi🍺🕍
San Francisco | Detroit | TBA Katılım Kasım 2016
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. @SidetrackAdvent is a bit of California’s Gold, to be sure.
But sometimes the real gold is in the comments.
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The Rock and I have the same hair
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First look at Dwayne Johnson as Maui in the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake.
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@Eeyore__SchIong Jefferson gets to keep his, I presume. 🤷♂️
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@Eeyore__SchIong No effort required for those of us that never stopped calling it “Army.”
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@BeerRabbi What’s wrong with it reverting back to Army Street?
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Give me Winamp or give me death!
⭕ Brock Pierson@brockpierson
You can only engage on this post if you are older than RealPlayer (it was released 31 years ago)
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@Woozle_Taffy The secret to children, is much the same as with chicken.
It's all about the seasonings and the sauce.
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I’ve always riffed back to sports commentary, even before MST3K was a thing.
A dark first today during the ManU Villa match today.
Commentary - “A big header, a brave header…”
Me - “Tears in his eyes, Sir…”
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Without saying anything, how long have you been playing video games?
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I remember seeing Chevy on Carson, talking about this special when it came out. The clips on the Tonight Show didn't make it look very funny, but I'm going to check it out, and here it is, in case you'd like to.
WITH commercials AND ad breaks!
youtube.com/watch?v=KZMClp…
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QT a pic of yourself in your favorite team's gear
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QT a pic of yourself in your favorite team's gear
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Hey, look at that!
To help stabilize the increase in gas prices due to oil costs as a result of Not War with Iran, we're giving waivers so that countries can buy Russian oil again.
Stupid like a bear.
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@MelanieSwicego1 @KeithOlberman *Keith called Andrew, “Charles.”
I added the Gotha stuff for comic effect.
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@BeerRabbi @KeithOlberman He referred to King Charles by the name of the royal family until they changed it in WWI. The Kaiser was related to the royals. Bad optics to have a German name while fighting your German cousin.
Keith is reliably unreliable in most of his observations. He needs to dry up.
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Hey, @KeithOlberman, don’t call King Ralph a bad movie.
Particularly immediately after you referred to Andrew Saxe-Coburg and Gotha as “the former Prince Charles,” in error.
(((BeerRabbi)))🍺@BeerRabbi
Having a King Ralph dinner of fish fingers with homemade cocktail sauce and homemade ranch with tarragon and dill. #KingRalph #JohnGoodman
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True or False: You inherited your favorite sports team from your dad.
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@Eeyore__SchIong @jayson_cornish For kitchen summoning, I would open the crisper to get Romeo to come in, for Ferguson it was the freezer.
Romeo loved leafy greens and cornsilk. His brother liked to play with ice cubes.
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@BeerRabbi @jayson_cornish All we have to do is open a tin of anchovies!
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It doesn't matter. They won't come anyway.
The pets only 🐾@Thepetsonly
A group of cats is called???
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@BeerRabbi I didn't mean they were stupid.
I meant that they would ignore you.
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