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DSTV laughed until Netflix arrived. Taxis slept until Uber moved. Shops ignored Shein and Temu. Newspapers mocked social media. Celebrities dismissed influencers. Every giant thinks disruption is noise, until it becomes the market. The real question is: who is sleeping now?
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Reminder that José Mourinho holds both the record for the best ever attacking AND defensive campaigns in Europe's top leagues.
Chelsea, 2005:
- 15 goals conceded
- 25 clean sheets
Real Madrid, 2012:
- 121 goals scored
- +89 goal difference
Unbreakable records
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Also nurture both elements inside of you. Some days will require information, other days will demand force. Speak both fluently
JB@JBTHEPLUG1
Be smart, connect with gangsters and nerds. You might need both of them.
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“I checked all the profile of people tr0lling and I discovered none of them have G-wagon. Why should I feel bad for what a p00r man said?” — Cubana Chiefpriest.
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As a former gas station worker, I’ve seen these movements before: that’s meth.
Elizabeth@alluringmedia
Take it from me, as someone who did COPIOUS amounts of Ketamine in my 20s, that is not all he is on.
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Lol. You’ll learn why in the nearest future 😊😊
Ugegbe ✨@MarinatedTurks
Sandra is posting her things herself on her page while Frank is giving his to Cutie Juls instead.. Why?
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You're likely to walk out with a contract with MySol than with Sizwe.. Sizwe will tell you about fruit and veg farming and Scoop Makhathini, while the other will ask for your CSD report and start throwing your small requests..
Inside you@prisy_g
Lunch with MySol or Sizwe Dhlomo, who are you picking and why ?.
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🔙🗣️ Patrice Evra: “Jose Mourinho is the one who changed Karim Benzema.
Karim told me Mourinho did a press conference and said I can’t win, I only have cats in the front, and to win I need Lions.
And Benzema was telling me, if after 5 minutes he wasn’t pressing and everything, he would send Gonzalo Higuain to warm up.
You know when you’re a striker and after 5 minutes you see the bench and you see a striker (warming up), you’re scared, you know you’re not doing the right thing.
This is the kind of thing Benzema gives Mourinho credit for, because he built him as a monster and the rest is history.”
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forget this rubbish. united household only
anj@bxnksii
idk i feel like dating someone that supports a different team could be kinda fun
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Male one worse, one random sound and gotta start at step one again
Misandry Olympian 🐝🤠@Zoemkoena
The irritating thing about the female orgasm is most of the time, it requires concentration. One mistake and you're back to square one
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Lol because they didn’t do anything as governor for 8 years.
If you spent all that time actually governing a state, you won’t be running again immediately after.
Career criminals parading as politicians. Yuck
Foza Billions (The Oracle)@fozadoza
I don’t know how you finish 8yrs governorship then immediately want to run to senate, ARE YOU NOT TIRED!???????
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He been an arsenal fan for a longggggg time probably
Mabintou@mabintou
I don’t think my man has ever been this happy in his life, bear in mind I exist.
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