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Boy: What should I order? Girl: A coffee for me and an ambulance for yourself. Boy: Ambulance for me why? Girl: Because my dad is standing at the entrance and he saw both of us.

Boy and Girl were sitting in a car. Girl: Where are we going?. Boy: On a long drive. Girl: You did not tell me earlier you naughty boy. Boy: I also got to know that right now. Girl: How?. Boy: The brakes are not working.

Girlfriend- Do you love me? Boyfriend- Yes Girlfriend- If I will die then you will cry? Boyfriend- Yes, very much. Girlfriend - Show me how much will you cry. Boyfriend - First show me how will you die.

Girl: I like people who don't fear death. Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!.

Ed Sheeran: Darling, I will be loving you till we are 70... What girls hear: Oh! So you're going to dump me at 71!

Girl: How was the first date? Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!

A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey. Girl: Hey? Boy: I can't sleep. Girl: But I can... Good Night!

Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me? Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral. Girl: Who died? Boy: My feelings for you!

Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood? Girl: Can you switch off your mobile? Boy: Do you want to break-up with me?

Girl: I'm not like other girls. Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!

Dosti di dastan jado waqt sunave ga…. Mainu ek shaks jaroor yaad ayuga… Bhul jan gay jindgi de sare gum… Jadon tere naal bitaya oh pal yaad ayuga.

Deedar tere nu asin tarasde haan Tainu ki pata kinna tere layi tadapde haan Tere dil di gal tere hothaan rahi padhde haan Tu haje vi puchhda hain,ki tainu kinna pyaar karde haan?

Bartan lohe de kade tuttde nahin, Maali apne baagh nu kade puttde nahin; Tutt jande ne kai baar khoon de rishtey, par rishtey Dosti de kade tuttde nahin.

BABA BULLEY SHAH farmaya Kalyan ishq kamna okha Kisy nu yaar banana okha Payar payar te har koi boly Kar k payar nibhana okha Har koi dokhaan te hass lenda ae Kisi da darrd wandana okha Galaan nal nai rutby mildy Jogi bhes watana okha Koi kisy di gaal nai sunda Lokaan nu samjhana

Aundi hai usdi yaad kise peer di tarah, Pathra nu cheer k kise teer di tarah!!….. Eh sach hai kI mai Ranjha na ban sakya, Per ohnu mai chahya ik heer di tarah!!…