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The man shouting "mind your own damn business" literally set up a hotline so neighbors could rat each other out if they illegally stepped outside of their homes.

Yes, Mark Cuban has the “carbon footprint” of like 100,000 middle class people. But he VOTES the right way! And that alone absolves him of his climate sin!

Having the WC in Qatar was a crime

@beatsbyBlizzy_ @BleacherReport “Mid” lol

@BleacherReport Mookie been mid this year lol he need to relax

Micah Parsons said he could hit between .180 and .200 in MLB season. Mookie said he'd get 0 hits in 500 at-bats 🤣

Stop keeping score. Just keep swimming.

@DAMIZRA @JoezMcfLy He’s 25 years old and currently batting .319/.422/.605, he is going to be perfectly fine 😂

@JoezMcfLy If it is another Dominguez injury, it's really bad for Soto, because his contract expires without playing another game

My theory.. Something happened in this game with Soto that was different and made them want to progress it to imaging. This has been happening for what sounds like almost 2 weeks. I dont believe the rain delay BS. He played west coast games, day game after night games and played from NY to San diego the next day. But one rain delay happens and NOW you wanna get imaging and not risk it? Nah i dont buy it. Lets hope nothing shows up in tomorrows imaging and maybe its tendinitis and something simple can be prescribed. Soto said it doesnt hamper his throwing or swinging. Just feels sore… lets see what do yall think?

@MySportsUpdate …..

#Texans QB CJ Stroud says Matthew Stafford would have 3 or 4 rings if he had been in Aaron Rodgers' shoes all those years in Green Bay. “If you gave Matthew Stafford a chance like Aaron Rodgers had, I guarantee you he might have more rings for sure.”

Men have a dream

@quacknasty666 @degenEli .125, 2 singles in 16 at bats lol

@degenEli What’s his data against Skubal, he’s pretty solid this season.

Bobby loves day games? degenelytics.net/mlb-splits degenelytics.net/splits-leaders

HALF MARATHON COMPLETED! 3 hours forty, 13.1 miles (20KM) of sweat, tears and arse cramps. 12 months ago, I was suffering the worst mental health I’d ever had. I was more obese and doctor gave me a year to live if I didn’t do anything. MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS, you are never alone❤️

So to be clear here: A concentration camp.

They don't call it the best rivalry in the NLL for nothing 👊 They don't like us, and we don't like them. #BUFvsTOR

It looks like Boeing hit squad is the most efficient team they have

NOW - Biden: "Four more years. Pause."

Nike was forbidden from using Olympic athletes in its advertising, so they did this..

@AhaanRungta Yeah cause 40th ranked catchable pass ranking when there’s 32 NFL teams definitely isn’t a problem 😂

The year is 2024 and people still think Geno Smith is the Seahawks' problem. 💀

@Strongmysterio1 @McGregorRousey2 Cruz is far and away the worst commentator in the UFC imo. His bias regularly ruins fights

P4P UFC commentators: 1. Jon Anik 2. Joe Rogan 3. Paul Felder 4. Brendan Fitzgerald 5. Michael Bisping 6. Daniel Cormier 7. Dominick Cruz 8. Laura Sanko 9. Daniel Cormier during Max Holloway fights