Bek

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

Acetaminophemininomenon

Lickin cream livin dreams

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

We're hiring influencers and by that I mean firefighters who influence the forest to no longer be on fire.

“You better watch out” No problem “You better not cry” Now hold on a second

When your friend has to use the bathroom in the middle of a movie

Did hoobastank not know ur allowed to choose any name for ur band that u want

Six more weeks of flavor

going through my 5th grade diary

Make your own money and marry someone funny

hello 2022

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

The feminine urge to add “idk if that made any sense” at the end of the text knowing full well that it made sense, you’re just being vulnerable

truth