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May these words bring you comfort ahead of her execution: bit.ly/tributetobaysie

@jimmaxcricket nah team Green

smh.com.au/sport/cricket/… Too much emotion and not enough thought. Very immature, Green perhaps🙈. Take five and find a soulmate to talk to. You are better than that. Deal with it. 👍

@Brynbikes bogans learning how to use AI is what will doom our nation

Incredible stuff

We need a jizz-in-pants meter for Fox Footy commentators. Bet you'll see it pretty flat when Geelong don't have the ball #AFLSunsCats

West Coast fans looking at the Suns form #AFLSunsCats

Kyle & Jackie O Show Enjoys Exact Same Listenership in WA After Cancellation

@jakepaul Poster boy of CTE

@WaliJan32980621 @NatMartin30 yikes

@NatMartin30 Well cricket Australia need to take it seriously then and give it priority. The tests need to be wrapped up by mid December and the international players play the whole league. Bump the salary so all Aussie players want to play and we can attract some decent overseas talent

How the fuck can anyone watch this tonight - sold out SCG, Smith and Warner hundreds and Babar Azam opening the batting - and think ‘yep the Sydney Mumbai Indians is just what the comp needs’

Australia may have accidentally found a nice way to back out of this terrible deal

@TheMiddleStump as long as you don't try to order "lager", please just tell the bartender what beer you want

Right you Aussies, let's go back to being nice to us English now the Ashes are over. English, let's be nice to Aussies. The battle is over, let's have a beer together.

We'll have to get used to having them around thebelltowertimes.com/english-cricke…

Captain Stokes has blamed airport security’s use of outdated technology rather than his team’s inability to catch anything.

According to England, they bowled, batted and fielded far better than the Aussies all series and if it wasn't for Snicko it'd undoubtedly be a 5-0 victory to the English

Hearing Cricket Australia is concerned that the record crowds at The Ashes this summer means test cricket might be distracting people from the Big Bash League

@theprojecttv Thank god the project is still around

I dunno about you, but I think '6-7' is 'perfect'

@bet365_aus All that coin and still doing gambling ads. Shit house

If you could change one rule in Test cricket, what would it be? Ricky Ponting and Glenn McGrath have their say.

FULL REPORT: thebelltowertimes.com/man-who-loaded…

Rob has taken his reserves to an undisclosed location in an effort to evade US forces...

If only everyone could live their life with the confidence of a forklift driver commenting on geopolitical events like an expert

Best thing about Big Bash is a batter will play an absolute abomination of a shot, total dogshit, then get out and look bewildered they got out