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@Bellamyk134

Computer Security | CEH | SOC Analyst

Nakuru, Kenya Katılım Ocak 2019
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
@Qs_Manu Wait till you see Nandi gourds with cowrie shells and beads or their copper necklaces and they are 800km away. Then you of learn of something known as Akamba long distance traders and arabs who operated between Buganda and the Coast. Pre-colonial Kenya was not that isolated
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
My new boss is such a decent guy
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
@ed_kemboi Different countries>>> pande hii boyfriend allowance inaingia in AUD na EUR
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
@MissAsito Nitanyonga nyani hadi ikufe kama huyo jamaa flani kwa replies kabla niombe mwanamke wa Twitter kuma
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Resop Baddie@Ch3roh·
Ulisema ni nini wababa can take to improve circulation to their cock? @B3laze
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Marvin BTech@Marvin_Masika·
@Gone_Zilla_ I hit him with, "uniwahi bangi roll moja apo".... Added a "mimi napenda kuvuruta bangi sana" for damage control😮‍💨😭
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
@B3laze @Ch3roh The concept of failing meat is so baffling. Mimi ata nikifiria jina niko on. Na ni pombe gani watu wanakunywa? Pande hii first 5 shots inaendanga kusimama huko hadi unaskia ni kama iko na heartbeat yake🤣simple thing is eating a crate of eggs weekly and atleast 2kg of meat
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Blaze Officiel@B3laze·
@Ch3roh Lmao anything with zinc, nitrates, protein, na pia wapige squats Beetroot, nuts, water melons, wapunguze weight, pombe, sigara, ku beat meat. Wa exercise
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
@KeKirwa Niliwai enda Tumdo huko Kimwarer. Sijewai onja chang'aa kali hivo. Ata inashinda ya Siaya
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MOSET@KeKirwa·
I don't think there's a community in the Rift Valley inatumia pombe haramu more than keiyos. Changaa, busaa, muratina alafu wanaongeza tumbaku. This might be the reason why they can't multiply their numbers. A whole community inatoshea kwa probox.
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
@COLLECTIONONE2 @kamauwaruhiu Wakioba you dond gaf wataongeza pesa. Ukulima haitaki desperation na mtu inafaa ukue na alternative plan incase if market failure
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WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu·
A while back I tried my hand at sukuma wiki farming. I planted an acre of it. The labour was cheap, the rains were good, and very soon I had a good plant 😌😌. Some market women came and, armed with sacks — they do their own harvesting — collected 2 sacks each. When it came time to pay, they handed me 200 bob each 😨😨😨. Hakuna mkulima anaumia kama wa sukuma wiki. Niliamka huko na slasher the next day. Leo petrol station zote ziko na mafuta. It's a bloody miracle.
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
@KiprutToo My Keiyo girl from Metkei speaks like Lembus people hadi sikuamini ni mkeiyo at first juu nimezoea Keiyos wa Kapseret who speak Nandi
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
@KeKirwa Rich men of Moiben mtafute Cesna mfanye cloud seeding. Sisi small scale farmers tulipanda na keturek na iko na crazy water retention. Hatujepatwa na wasiwasi hata kidogo
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MOSET@KeKirwa·
Tulizika a few millions a few days ago, and there hasn't been a single drop of rainfall since. I'm not okay.
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
@iammuenii Early 40s naskia huwa wamama wanawaka saidi. Huwa wanapanda mtu kama farasi na hawachoki. From DMs ofcourse
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Gloria Mueni@iammuenii·
A woman's sexual prime is from the age of what????? You mean I'm going to get worse than this?? No freaking way... Not possible.
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
2 years ago after my hg's friend alisema ako na mimba niliingia nyasi and told my hg amwambie nilienda majuu na kucut off kila mtu. Nimeona kwa status wakihang out jana. I hope hawakulewa juu my hg atasema niko Nakuru. Huyo bm anaeza niletea kipii bedsitter
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
@MCKTV2 Not a lie though. Pokots ni wengi sana. Wako na bandits wanasumbua Museveni Uganda na wengine wanaibia wameru ngombe Meru. Kidogo waanze kulimana na Alshabaab. Those people ni wengi sana. And are undercounted
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
@Kipngetich93 @KeKirwa Wapi huko?Kapseret ata watoto wa pastors wanahepa home waende Kipkaa. Na wenye hawakuenda wananunua. My AIC church literally has special prayers every end year to pray for church kids who ran to Kipkaa. 6 years in and I don't know a single Maina who is not kipkaa
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MOSET@KeKirwa·
Watu wengi huwa hawaamini when I claim that majority of our leaders from Rift Valley, including you know who, ni watu ya "Kanisa," except a few. Unajua hii watu ya Cypress huwa wamejipanga mbaya sana, especially the ones from the AIC background. They're usually one step ahead. Sisi tukipanga line ya busaa December huko resop wao wako leadership seminars and conferences huko Nakuru and Nairobi.
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
@Kipngetich93 @KeKirwa Uwongo hii. Gen z and Gen Alpha are radical traditionalists. Ata voluntary FGM might return kama murima. Even women are picking up. Where I am wasichana wa nyumbani wanataka real dry men
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@KeKirwa Bro, trust me when I tell you by 2040 no one will care where you circumcised from. Watakua wakitahiriwa hosi kama lemek since the traditional one will be outlived by technological advancement
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
@Kkorir12 Selling ancestral land is bad on its own. It being a curse is a lie. We started burying people when the white man came
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Korir@Kkorir12·
Am just seated with my grandfather and lemmi tell you, us as kalenjins we have omitted many things. Ndo ananiambia like hakuna kuuza shamba yenye Iko na grave of your family member kwa another clan ni laaaana.
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
@B3laze Mtu akieza kua na audacity ya kunitafuta naeza mvaa vibaya sana. I highly recommend having a whip in your house, car and workplace.
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Blaze Officiel@B3laze·
hao hard working vijana wa hio side ya imenti hutafutwa kila mwaka na mtu anataka kuwapea beating haha
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Bellamy@Bellamyk134·
Smirnoff 1l and a 6 pack of Kenya originals would heal me
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