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Belle Is A Mom

@BelleIsAMom

Beauty and the Tweets. https://t.co/MShFQlRC7h

Katılım Temmuz 2019
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ellie schnitt
ellie schnitt@holy_schnitt·
on my way to girls night ready to torpedo the vibe by getting emotional about how beautiful female friendship is
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dan
dan@dadopotamus·
I’m into women that stand up for themselves.
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Sooz
Sooz@CruisinSoozan·
cleaned out a flower bed and thought about anticipatory grief for about an hour
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𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫
𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫@meh_thinks·
I might be a little rude and sarcastic but i'd do everything for the people i love
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Tony P.
Tony P.@Tbone7219·
Cop ~ Sir have you been drinking? Me ~ Well I just took my niece and her teenage friends to Hot Topic Cop ~ Ok you're free to go.
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trash jones
trash jones@jzux·
i always text like i’m a little drunk because I’m too lazy to correct any typo
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Mommeh Dearest
Mommeh Dearest@mommeh_dearest·
If you tell my 6yo not to do something he makes that thing his entire personality.
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Adam
Adam@adamgreattweet·
*clutching a 20% off coupon, crying* bed bath and into the great beyond
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Dan Regan
Dan Regan@DanRegan_Comedy·
You don't know anger until you forget to ask for a receipt so your wife can scan it into her receipt points app.
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𝕾𝖈𝖔𝖙𝖙
𝕾𝖈𝖔𝖙𝖙@bgdadyspnkbtm·
i don’t care who you are, we all deserve that “i just called to hear your voice because i missed you” kind of love
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Adam
Adam@adamgreattweet·
sure sex is great but have you ever had someone appreciate your music recommendations
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Dan Regan
Dan Regan@DanRegan_Comedy·
The older I get the more stipulations I have before I attend a social event.
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Dadman Walking
Dadman Walking@dadmann_walking·
Just drinking an old fashion outside watching rival dad mow his lawn. Waiting to point out any spots he misses.
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I Hide From My Kids
I Hide From My Kids@IHideFromMyKids·
when I said I’m always up for anything I meant yesterday
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SneezingWithWetMascara
SneezingWithWetMascara@WetMascara·
"What was that guy thinking that he could trap Hannibal Lecter and feed him to his pigs? I mean come on now. Hannibal Lecter got him to eat his own skin. Come on." ~ actual angry thought I had the other day
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SneezingWithWetMascara
SneezingWithWetMascara@WetMascara·
Do you ever feel like walking out into the ocean as deep as you can still touch bottom?
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SneezingWithWetMascara
SneezingWithWetMascara@WetMascara·
Just when I thought Bean Dad went out for cigarettes and was never coming back.
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SneezingWithWetMascara
SneezingWithWetMascara@WetMascara·
That Steven Crowder video reminds me of Sleeping with the Enemy.
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