Steve Horobin

Four points of beer drawn during news articles on BBC 10 pm news tonight. I feel thirsty now.

@arieleast @USEmbassyBern The accident happened in the tunnel under the Furka Pass. It was a long way from the Matterhorn although the rail company is that of the Mattergotthardbahn. This is part of the Glacier Express route.

I flew to Greece to "covid proof my property" I drove 30miles to "test my eye sight " Boris Johnsons family and friends really do take the **** don't they.

@TonyIncenzo Let's hope all the fans can be nice to each other. No baiting, racism or homophobia! I'll fetch me coat!

@AllenDunne The Civil War has never been resolved.! Loved how it was done US style. In golf trolleys!

#NEWMCI Andy Carroll to get a second half hatrick!

Imagine if you can any other Prime Minister in the history of this country that would have thought this an appropriate photograph to illustrate a story that they're "as fit as a butcher's dog". The state of this awful govt.

Just watched Steaming around Britain on CCXTV it was like one of those off the shelve videos you find in a heritage railway shop!

@puffpuff65 Daniel Turner!

Probably Roberto Mancini, signed my programme at halftime in 2013. Non football would probably be Phillip Schofield when I spoke to him at “The Cube” also In 2013

@Geates @Ed_Miliband @MarrShow @UKLabour Always got the bum rapt as he had the audacity to oppose and defeat his brother in the leadership election.

Having seen @Ed_Miliband on @MarrShow I’ve reached the conclusion he’s @UKLabour version of William Hague - a potentially excellent leader voted into the top job 10 years too early.

@London_Nut Which one is you?!

Young trainspotters at West Ealing station. #London #trains #trainspotting #rail #railways

@sciencejelly The storms been moving up along the ridge of hills between Linton and Haverhill

Couple of hours later than scheduled here is the storm reaching Cambridge! #storm #cambridge #lightningmaps

Seems to have just missed and is over Linton. Another one is following behind.

Big storm drifting towards Haverhill.

After rain early this morning it's soon heated up again.

#heatwaveuk Please offer to give a drink to your Postie during this heatwave.@cwu @RoyalMail

@BarbRound @GMB Many delivery offices have had to introduce social distancing during this Caronavirus period leading to staff starting at different times. There's certainly not a shortage of work. No doubt many redundant managers may be given the option of walking the streets on a uniform?

BREAKING: Royal Mail has announced it will be cutting 2,000 jobs as part of cost-cutting measures in response to the coronavirus crisis.

@mark_russell100 @GMB Well it kept me in decent job for over 30 years.. plenty of work to be done.

@AllenDunne CWU delegates take a coffee break.

Brilliant... Just brilliant! #morons #COVIDIOT 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️