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Juan cornetto.

Juan cornetto.

@BellendLeo

Just a man who isn't funny, and I'm also a bellend. I am also Juan. Juan Cornetto. and I am the fucking resurrection!

Cuntsville Katılım Aralık 2022
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Juan cornetto.
Juan cornetto.@BellendLeo·
@greendragonhq @ginamilan_ I liked that passage in the bible where Jesus told all the whores to go mental on the botox and pump up their lips till it looks like a duck with dihorreas arse.
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Gina Milan
Gina Milan@ginamilan_·
Things that offend the left: Trump’s meme Things that don’t offend the left: Drag queens mocking the Last Supper 👇
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Juan cornetto.
Juan cornetto.@BellendLeo·
@ginamilan_ All the wrong in one post. Fucking yet another member of the cult. Opines. Probably from Russia.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 President Trump just posted this powerful painting on Truth Social. Trump stands radiant in a red robe, laying hands on a sick man while surrounded by American symbols, the flag, eagles, fighter jets, the Statue of Liberty, and everyday heroes.
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Will Chamberlain
Will Chamberlain@willchamberlain·
The Vice President of the United States flew 7,000 miles in good faith to try to make a deal with the Iranians and they spat in his face.
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Donald Trump Jr.
Donald Trump Jr.@DonaldJTrumpJr·
To our friends in Hungary, we hope you will vote for independent thinking and for someone who stands for Hungary First. We hope you will vote for my father’s friend and ally. One leader in Europe has a direct line to the White House, I hope you will support Viktor Orban! #Hungary
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mpetrus
mpetrus@mpetrus19·
@EricLDaugh Unstoppable 24/7 doomers will one day hide in the shadows pretending they were supportive all along.
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump just announced the U.S. is CLEARING OUT the Strait of Hormuz This is a massive surge! “We’re now starting the process of clearing out the Strait of Hormuz as a favor to Countries all over the World, including China, Japan, South Korea, France, Germany, and many others. Incredibly, they don’t have the Courage or Will to do this work themselves. Very interestingly, however, empty Oil carrying ships from many Nations are all heading to the United States of America to LOAD UP with Oil.“ “Their longtime “Leaders” are no longer with us, praise be to Allah!” “The Fake News Media has lost total credibility, not that they had any to begin with…they love saying that Iran is “winning” when, in fact, everyone knows that they are LOSING, and LOSING BIG!” “The only thing they have going is the threat that a ship may “bunk” into one of their sea mines which, by the way, all 28 of their mine dropper boats are also lying at the bottom of the sea.”
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Bo Loudon
Bo Loudon@BoLoudon·
Here's the total amount of taxpayer $ the past 10 Presidents took as salary: Trump: $0.00 Biden: $1.6 Million Obama: $3.2 Million W Bush: $3.2 Million Clinton: $1.6 million HW Bush: $800K Reagan: $1.6 Million Carter: $800K Ford: $500K Nixon: $1.1 Million
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Juan cornetto.
Juan cornetto.@BellendLeo·
@MayKelly @lady_valor_07 Yet here you are fully behind a multiple child rapist. Maybe dipshit cunts like you should stick to washing the dishes, and leave the commenting to the dudes. Pipe down and get back in the kitchen whore.
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Suzanne
Suzanne@MayKelly·
@lady_valor_07 So he loves the Iran regime? Did he cry when the "supreme leader" was ki!!ed? He thinks Trump is worse than Putin or Kim Jong Un? Ruffalo stinks as the hulk.
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LadyValor
LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
Actor Mark Ruffalo recently called Donald Trump “the worst human being in the world”. What would you like to say to Mark?
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Juan cornetto.
Juan cornetto.@BellendLeo·
@DVATW Perpetual enemy of Britain. David the paedo. Opines.
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Juan cornetto.
Juan cornetto.@BellendLeo·
@coachbrucepearl Do you honestly think they care about what a fat fuck like you does. Personally in hoping lots of you "patriots" come to Scotland. I'll be kicking you out of my taxi in the middle of nowhere and throwing your luggage into the shitter. Fuck you you fat diabetes riddled cunt.
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Juan cornetto.
Juan cornetto.@BellendLeo·
@danwootton How the fuck have the muggers not done the decent thing and treated the rest of us to you not being here anymore? Twat.
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Dan Wootton
Dan Wootton@danwootton·
You are a fucking dangerous lying evil man who has destroyed the capital city where I have lived for over two decades. There is no "outrage economy" or "disinformation" from me. The Islamist takeover is real. I HAVE BEEN MUGGED TWICE. MY FAMILY MEMBERS HAVE BEEN MUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES. MY NEIGHBOURS HAVE HAD THEIR HOMES INVADED IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND THE POLICE DO NOTHING. MY FRIENDS ARE TOO SCARED TO WALK THE STREETS. Try and censor us all you want, but you will never shut down the truth.
Sadiq Khan@SadiqKhan

Disinformation about London has become a global industry. The new “outrage economy” is growing - and it’s eating away at the bonds that hold our society together. That's why I'm calling for urgent action from social media companies and government. theguardian.com/media/2026/apr…

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Pamela Hensley🇺🇸
Pamela Hensley🇺🇸@PamelaHensley22·
Keir Starmer says that he's "fed up" with the actions of President Trump. Starmer is such a wanker. 😂
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LHGrey™️
LHGrey™️@grey4626·
NATO is dead...you smug, Danish liberal cunt. It’s a corpse that’s been propped up on American blood, treasure, and strategic patience for eighty fucking years, and now, when the bill comes due in the Strait of Hormuz, you finally admit what it always was: a one-way defensive pact designed to shield European welfare states from their own historical incompetence while the United States plays global enforcer. Article 5, you pedantic idiot. Read it. It’s collective defense, not a blank check for Washington to drag your pacifist asses into every kinetic operation that keeps the lights on in Rotterdam and the tanks full in your precious little Volvo. The US just put steel on target in Iran because someone had to...because your continent’s “diplomacy” is a polite euphemism for surrender, and the mullahs were turning the Persian Gulf into a parking lot for supertankers. Oil at $250 a barrel, global supply chains hemorrhaging, and your first instinct is to lecture us about “arrogance”? That’s not principle. That’s the psychological tell of a freeloader who’s spent decades under-investing in defense while outsourcing the dirty work to the very superpower you now sneer at. Psychologically, it’s textbook: Europeans have internalized decades of American security guarantees as entitlement, not alliance. You’ve convinced yourselves your “values-based foreign policy” is sophisticated restraint when it’s really just strategic anorexia...starving your militaries until they can’t project power past the next fjord. Now the bill arrives in the form of Iranian mines and Chinese shadow-fleets, and suddenly NATO’s charter becomes a sacred shield against “offensive” action. Convenient. Lethal, actually. Because real strategy isn’t about legalistic parsing in Brussels conference rooms; it’s about will. The will to deter, to strike, to secure chokepoints that feed your entire post-modern economy. We’ve carried you through three generations of half-assed burden-sharing...2% GDP targets you treat like optional suggestions while your capitals host pride parades and virtue-signal about climate while the real wolves circle. Trump-era realism didn’t “kill” NATO; it simply stopped pretending the emperor has clothes. You want the American security umbrella? Then you goddamn well help open the strait, provide basing, run the logistics, or shut the fuck up when we do it without you. Because the alternative is the truth you can’t stomach: NATO was always America’s forward operating base in Europe, not the other way around. And when the forward base refuses to support the mission that keeps the whole alliance from starving, it doesn’t prove European wisdom. It proves the alliance was a strategic illusion...and illusions die hard when the oil stops flowing and the missiles start flying. Stay arrogant, JWDalsager. History’s about to school you the old-fashioned way. 💀⚖️🗡️
Jacob W. Dalsager@JWDalsager

NATO. Is. A. Defensive. Alliance. You. Attacked. Someone. Absolute dimwits.

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Rep. Jack Kimble
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble·
There is a schism between Europe and the United States that can only be repaired by awarding President Trump a NATO Peace Prize.
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Just Dawn
Just Dawn@dawndavis54·
In a country of 69 million people, I can’t fathom how Restore Britains membership isn’t at 2 million. Come on people it’s £20 to save our Country, way of life and safety.
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AmericanPatriot 🇺🇸
AmericanPatriot 🇺🇸@ColdWarPatriot·
😎🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎉 England. How does it feel to watch the death of your NWO Global Banking System collapse.
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Declaration of Memes
Declaration of Memes@LibertyCappy·
I am the son of an American dad and European mom I have lived in Spain (Asturias) in certain points of my life and traveled to every European country (minus just a few) I can confidently say that the reason Europeans don't like Americans is envy THEY HATE US CUZ THEY AINT US
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