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🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

@Steve_ex_cel @Agathababygal @mayeshimself @Oyinda_x_ Thanks

@Belliranky @Agathababygal @mayeshimself @Oyinda_x_ Mercor and micro 1

Lmaoo I thought you people were lying about these AI gigs 😭😭 Randomly found myself one of those platforms and got $500 for 4hrs of work wtf 😂

@Agathababygal @mayeshimself @Steve_ex_cel @Oyinda_x_ Please what’s the website?

@mayeshimself @Steve_ex_cel @Oyinda_x_ It is genuine, it is micro 1, there process is easy than macro. I am applying and getting interview invite. Try it.

Mr. Eazi is a big motivation. I hope I get to work with him someday.

Thank You God For Keeping Things Running Smoothly

Man I wish I wrote this first

A millionaire once told me about the "Cemetery Theory." ​That was when I stopped procrastinating:

i look myself for mirror i smile, so one day this fine boy go kpai too.

On April 17, 2011, HBO premiered a series called Game of Thrones that changed television forever. After all of the battles, betrayals, and deaths, it was time to say goodbye. Never-before-seen footage from the cast wrapping their final scenes, and leaving Westeros behind. #GOT15

Isolation is the price of truth.

Do not let my enemies laugh at me ✝️

A few central themes here: 1. Never take the first “No” as a final answer 2. Be extremely unreasonable and ignore the status quo at least once or twice in your youth 3. Lean completely into your impulses while you’re young, the stakes are still much lower for you 4. Be delusional

Eli Eli, please do not Sabachthani 🙏🏼

1. Only date women who like you. A woman who likes you will not watch you spend money recklessly; neither on her nor on yourself. 2. Until you start seeing money as a tool, you can never be financially comfortable. See it as a means, not an end. 3. Money actually finishes. When you are up, do not forget the days you cried yourself to sleep. 4. Don’t chest billing in situations where you can simply say, “Omo, you’ve got this.” 🫂 5. Don’t inflate your lifestyle when you come into bulk funds. It is better to stay modest than to taste the good life and return to zero without bouncing back. 6. Don’t ever do drugs. Drug addiction will ruin your life and your finances. 7. Don’t impregnate anyone (guys). Don’t let anyone impregnate you (ladies). 8. If you don’t make as much bread as them, don’t spend like them. Use your head. 9. Don’t disclose your actual salary to your parents. Black tax is one of the easiest routes to zero. 10. Do not invest money in anything you are not knowledgeable about. No matter how good it sounds, don’t. 11. Try your best not to go broke. Money-making opportunities will always come, but you will always need money to make more money. If you are illiquid when an opportunity arises, you will miss it. 12. Womanizing is pointless and financially irresponsible. Don’t invest in it. 13. ⁠Whenever you see a financial opportunity on social media and everyone is talking about it, it’s already too late to invest. If you do, you’ll likely end up as exit liquidity for those who got in early. In essence, resist the urge to FOMO.

don’t let the fact that I am deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius!

@AdaMazijoe50332 @UnkleAyo Thank you

@Belliranky @UnkleAyo I sent it to you already.

When they move abroad as immigrants - they make friends based on visa categories. They don't even date below their visa categories. 😂 When they're on Twitter, the reiterate that stratification. small accounts vs big accounts. 💀 I reflect a lot on our ideological design, as a people. Nigerians are morally bankrupt, culturally deficient and rooted in faux elitism. This is why some markets exist for us, because they can take advantage of that shameless insecurity - and I genuinely don't think the reason is poverty. I've visited other poor countries. These countries do not see cars beyond what they are, a means a transportation. They don't see restaurants beyond what they are. They don't see dates beyond what they are. Something fundamentally is wrong with us. For us, it isn't even enough that we succeed - it is important that other fail, or don't succeed as much as we do. It is important for us to have an edge other others. It is such a sick attitude. Person A has one house. Person B has two houses. It isn't enough that they both have roof over their heads - Person B innately subclasses Person A. You should also to hear from a Nigerian gym goer that you're not "man enough" because you don't bench as much as he does. 💀 As segwayed as these analogies are, they are rooted in the same proportionality. It points to the same mental illness. Who did this to us?

@AdaMazijoe50332 @UnkleAyo Ada, I would like to have the soft copy 🙏🏼

@UnkleAyo "I reflect a lot on our ideological design, as a people. Nigerians are morally bankrupt, culturally deficient and rooted in faux elitism."

"People are watching you" Omo me too I'm watching them.,

Thank You God For Keeping Things Running Smoothly

Don’t forget to imagine the best scenario too.