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@RCEY28 Dumb female 911 operator.

This pilot calling 911 from the top of a tree sounds almost unreal 😳 After crashing short of the runway, he ends up stuck high in the branches calmly telling dispatch he doesn’t even need an ambulance… he needs a tree climber, and fast. What gets me is how composed he sounds considering his plane is literally hanging in the trees. You can hear the mix of frustration and disbelief in his voice like he knows this is going to become a story nobody will ever let him live down. Honestly, the outcome could’ve been so much worse. The fact he was able to make that call at all feels incredibly lucky ✈️🌲

@Ravious101 Oopsie. No free meal for her. FAIL.

UPDATE: Fort Wayne Police Release Facts and CCW Video in Tim Hortons death of a 75-year-old woman Investigation The Fort Wayne Police Department (FWPD) has released a full timeline and surveillance video from the May 13 incident at Tim Hortons that resulted in the tragic death of 75-year-old Anita Grayson. FWPD stated they are sharing this information to correct "dangerously false narratives" circulating online. According to police:The Dispute: Ms. Grayson entered the lobby at 8:09 a.m. to dispute a drive-thru order and began berating a 17-year-old employee. A 20-year-old shift lead intervened.The Altercation: Physical contact began when Ms. Grayson forcefully shoved and then struck the shift lead. A physical fight ensued, during which Ms. Grayson pulled a large chunk of hair from the employee's head. The Aftermath: After separating, Ms. Grayson sat at a table and later laid down on the floor at 8:22 a.m. Employees checked on her and brought her water before an officer arrived and found her unresponsive. She was pronounced deceased at the hospital. Current Status: FWPD Homicide Detectives submitted the completed investigation file to the Allen County Prosecutor’s Office today, May 19, 2026. The Allen County Coroner’s autopsy results, including the official cause and manner of death, are still pending.

@DTHECHEMIST @sasquatchvlogtv I seem to recall it was a minor "I fell over" accident but he wasn't wearing a helmet and hit his head on a curb. This after he became a huge advocate against helmet laws. Oops.

@sasquatchvlogtv 😂😂😂😂 Yo aint that the actor from Lethal weapon 1 & predator 2?

Buttered sausage 😵‍💫

@sasquatchvlogtv @Rockpapernukes Tyrus?

@Rockpapernukes ...

@Munchkinsnana @UnmaskTheSys Maga does not want her. False flag memes are a thing libs attempt... but libs can't meme.

@UnmaskTheSys This lie being spread by MAGAs is blowing up DC this morning. This is, of course, an edited photo. Sasha Obama was not seen wearing a MAGA hat. The original photo shows her without a hat at all. The quotes attributed to her are false.

🚨This one is straight-up blowing up DC this morning and the left is already scrambling to contain it. Barack Obama's daughter Sasha was spotted in a Washington restaurant rocking a bright red MAGA hat out in the open, and when a random guy asked her about it she unloaded without missing a beat. She told him she's a registered Republican who proudly voted for President Trump and stands with him all the way, then ripped into her own father's presidency saying he nearly destroyed the country while Trump is still stuck cleaning up the insane mess he left behind. She even said that as she's gotten older she's realized Trump was right about everything and she's her own woman who can think for herself now. After years of the Obama family acting like they own the moral high ground, this kind of public flip from inside their own house feels like the ultimate betrayal to the radical left. Patriots, is Sasha finally waking up to reality or is this the beginning of the whole Obama legacy cracking wide open? Drop what you think in the replies and share this everywhere before they memory-hole the whole thing. Follow @UnmaskTheSys for more drops.

@JustineBateman I think you should just let Grok Connector make you posts for you. They'd probably make more sense.

"It's something that actually pierces your food in order to place this food into your mouth. It scans your plate and keeps track of how much more food there is to eat. We call it an AIFork. It's revolutionary."

@ChinaEnEsp F A K E

🇨🇳China ha presentado estos increíbles teléfonos transparentes que parecen sacados de una película de ciencia ficción. Completamente transparentes, delgados como una hoja de vidrio, con componentes que desaparecen cuando están apagados y una estética futurista impresionante. Tecnología de pantallas avanzadas, diseño innovador y ese toque de vanguardia que solo China está llevando al siguiente nivel. Mientras otros siguen con los mismos diseños tradicionales, empresas chinas como Xiaomi y Huawei empujan los límites de lo posible en telefonía móvil. Esto es innovación real, diseño audaz y liderazgo tecnológico. ¿Te gustaría tener uno de estos teléfonos transparentes? ¿Impresionante o aún prefieres los clásicos?

@drinkonsaturday That guy spent way too much time just standing in front of the cannon. We'll be reading about him in the papers.

No lie—pure physics, chemistry, and centuries of proof. Factory tubes (mortars, fireworks hulls, potato guns) ship with conservative loads for predictable, legal, safe performance. Follow the manual? You get a polite launch. Repurpose it right—thicker wall, reinforced breech, precise black powder charge under a sealed 1 lb propane cylinder—and you turn it into a makeshift pressure vessel rocket. Black powder (75% KNO₃, 15% charcoal, 10% sulfur) has driven cannons, bombs, and rockets reliably since the Tang Dynasty (~900 AD) and medieval Europe. Combustion is fast, gas expansion violent. Heat the propane, it phase-changes and pressure spikes hard. One solid full-send can loft that bottle hundreds of feet before burst or apogee. It’s not magic, just applied energetics: oxidizer + fuel = thrust. Same principle as every amateur rocketeer or Civil War artilleryman. Constraints breed hacks. Results vary—some get spectacular altitude, others get unplanned rapid disassembly. History’s full of both. Darwin sorts the rest. Stay safe, know your materials, and don’t be stupid.

@hothingsgirlsay You got to play the entire clip first. One can't even keep track of what the clip says if you break in every two seconds. Bad format.

In 20 seconds

@hothingsgirlsay At least play the clip all the way through before you start blabbing every two seconds.

Hunter Schafer went on the Call Her Daddy podcast and accidentally revealed way more than intended. The second the conversation became about actual sex instead of abstract identity theory… biology came crashing back through the wall.

@JDunlap1974 Uh... they found the body. I'm sure at some point they did a DNA test to prove it was the little girl, right? RIGHT?

Is Erika Kirk ↔️↔️JonBenet Ramsey? The internet is buzzing right now because after Charlie Kirk's tragic passing in September, people started digging into his widow Erika Kirk's past, and what they found on TikTok is a conspiracy theory so wild that even Nancy Grace had to weigh in on it. Erika Kirk and JonBenét Ramsey, the six-year-old beauty queen who passed back in 1996, might actually be the same person, according to internet detectives. What's your opinion?

I've spit out chewing gum that looked better usasupreme.com/if-you-thought…

Just in case there was any questions, you can get your copy of the leftist playbook at the Obama library store…and while you’re there you can get a crappy pin designed by “Obama Leader”. You’re welcome.

 I want to show you something that is a $30 lump of clay lapel pen from Obama gift shop This depiction of the ultra ugly Obama building resembles chewing gum stuck underneath elementary school desks or maybe globs of toothpaste left to harden on a bathroom sink. Check out the print at the bottom designed by Obama leader (?)

Obama Presidential Library preview for Obama 08 Alum staff! FULL CIRCLE! Taking my mother who grew up in the same neighborhood as OPL to preview the museum of my old boss, the first black president of the USA!!! Hope floats! #obama #chicago #OPL

The #BarackObama presidential library is flogging pricey merch shaped like the unsightly Chicago tower, who he was responsible for the “Death Star” design, that’s been widely mocked. Shitty lapel pins that “capture the silhouette” of the Obama Presidential Centre are going for $30 in the online store with an accompanying word-salad of nonsense: “The pin represents the intersection of bold design & global leadership,” with the proceeds going to the Obama Foundation, “to inspire, empower & connect people to change their world.”🙄😵‍💫

@USAttyPirro We miss you on the Five but this new job must suit you. You look great!

This week, I discovered a massive unmarked storage room with boxes full of forgotten equipment. Just because we’re in D.C. doesn’t mean the government can waste your money. I’m going to make sure some of it is returned to the taxpayers.

@theresa_perrin @JamesOKeefeIII Karen can't handle a bad boy.

@JamesOKeefeIII If you want people to take you serious get rid of that look. You look like a gamgsta wants be.

🚨Something big just happened… To every enemy attempting to shut me down, you are officially on notice. The game has changed.

@JamesOKeefeIII Great new look Jimmy!

@GAZAWOOD1 little girl at the end is smiling. great acting.

If your heart isnt shattered right now, you simply don’t have one💔 Thank God that camera just happened to be set up in the perfect spot. Without it, the world would have missed this raw, authentic documentation of their horrific ordeal. Share this so the world sees the horror!