Ben Chaney

@Rosenthaltweets Awesome

@thesposhow @CallMeCart Somebody did. And somebody isn’t sure you’re being honest.

@CallMeCart Somebody just asked me that... my most was 11

#trickshots Day 5 (thread) Apologies for not posting last night @RexChapman @LittleTikes

Zamboni driver saves the day in goal for Carolina espn.com/nhl/story/_/id… UB

@DavidChaney @MollyBrewerTV @10TV I’m sorry you’re sitting in the closure. Let us know when it opens for you.

@MollyBrewerTV @10TV Any idea how long the closure will last? Sitting in it

#TrafficUpdate: 71 south CLOSED in Morrow County. Use US-42 instead. #10TV @10TV

@DavidChaney @richarddeitsch And why. 🙄

@richarddeitsch Rick Barry.

I love this question. You are down one in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. Two free throws coming for you. 0.1 seconds left. You can choose any player in the history of the NBA to take the free throws. Who do you choose, and why?

For 100 consecutive games... In over six seasons... From Buffalo to San Diego to London... She's been there. #GoBills

@AerLingus You lost my golf clubs and no one will return my phone call. How can I get help?

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I wonder who covers Danny Woodhead's paper route when he's on the road.

The moment when I reach for the stall door & realize it's not locked, and it's all mine, brings more joy to my day than it probably should.

#getwelljimkelly #getwellJK

Kind of admire the guy at the urinal with his hands on his hips. Good job on the confidence, guy.

Seems like the only remodeling at the new double deuce is less chicken wire and a neon sign. Seems risky, Dalton or no Dalton.

I'm concerned that percentages 2 through 98 aren't being properly represented. I'll start making signs.

Hate littering. Hate looking cheap. Always look awkward trying to decide what to do after I drop a penny on a crowded street.

My pet tiger keeps giving me that "waaah, I don't have any blood left in me!" look. Too bad tiger, daddy's gotta get his Sheen on.

Sometimes college kids try really hard to act cool and disinterested in class. Other times they just do that when they host the Oscars.

My Pandora ignores every request I make to stop playing John Meyer. That’s how I know they’re f*cking.

Until I learn how to read the body language of a non-English-speaking delivery person to know if he thinks I tipped him enough, I’m fasting.