Ben Chaney

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Ben Chaney

Ben Chaney

@BenBChaney

Writer.

Katılım Kasım 2010
246 Takip Edilen38 Takipçiler
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Steve@thesposhow·
@CallMeCart Somebody just asked me that... my most was 11
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Richard Deitsch
Richard Deitsch@richarddeitsch·
I love this question. You are down one in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. Two free throws coming for you. 0.1 seconds left. You can choose any player in the history of the NBA to take the free throws. Who do you choose, and why?
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Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills@BuffaloBills·
For 100 consecutive games... In over six seasons... From Buffalo to San Diego to London... She's been there. #GoBills
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Ben Chaney
Ben Chaney@BenBChaney·
@AerLingus You lost my golf clubs and no one will return my phone call. How can I get help?
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Ben Chaney
Ben Chaney@BenBChaney·
I wonder who covers Danny Woodhead's paper route when he's on the road.
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Ben Chaney
Ben Chaney@BenBChaney·
The moment when I reach for the stall door & realize it's not locked, and it's all mine, brings more joy to my day than it probably should.
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Ben Chaney
Ben Chaney@BenBChaney·
Kind of admire the guy at the urinal with his hands on his hips. Good job on the confidence, guy.
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Ben Chaney
Ben Chaney@BenBChaney·
Seems like the only remodeling at the new double deuce is less chicken wire and a neon sign. Seems risky, Dalton or no Dalton.
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Ben Chaney
Ben Chaney@BenBChaney·
I'm concerned that percentages 2 through 98 aren't being properly represented. I'll start making signs.
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Ben Chaney
Ben Chaney@BenBChaney·
Hate littering. Hate looking cheap. Always look awkward trying to decide what to do after I drop a penny on a crowded street.
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Ben Chaney
Ben Chaney@BenBChaney·
My pet tiger keeps giving me that "waaah, I don't have any blood left in me!" look. Too bad tiger, daddy's gotta get his Sheen on.
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Ben Chaney
Ben Chaney@BenBChaney·
Sometimes college kids try really hard to act cool and disinterested in class. Other times they just do that when they host the Oscars.
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Ben Chaney
Ben Chaney@BenBChaney·
My Pandora ignores every request I make to stop playing John Meyer. That’s how I know they’re f*cking.
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Ben Chaney
Ben Chaney@BenBChaney·
Until I learn how to read the body language of a non-English-speaking delivery person to know if he thinks I tipped him enough, I’m fasting.
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