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@KMutisi But why is the buffalo running into the water? The lions just wanted to talk.

These are scenes only manufactured in Africa…. Lions chase a buffalo… buffalo runs into a river…. Lions camp on the banks waiting …. A crocodile in the river goes after the buffalo…. The drama unfolds ….

@Degrata254 I terms of transport costs, buying a bike is a small financial miracle. Sometimes you even cruise at less than matatu fares

Bado gauge haijasonga, still on the move 😂

@BlackwoodBrief Assad did a masterclass on those who sold out the country to spite him Especially the army.

Sergey Lavrov announced that Bashar al-Assad and his family have been officially granted Russian citizenship, noting that this step comes as Assad transitions to the business sector in Russia. Lavrov explained that Assad has established several companies and projects, most notably a comprehensive eye surgery hospital, adding that he is now considered a prominent businessman in the country after his official retirement from political life. He added that this move falls within the established legal framework, which allows for granting citizenship to investors and businesspeople who contribute to the Russian economy through their projects and investments.

@Ngechu_ @CMAKenya Go take your hollow hostage activism elsewhere.

On Friday, 27/3/26, I formally served @CMAKenya with my objection to the proposed exemption sought by Asahi from the mandatory requirement to make a take-over offer to all shareholders in the ongoing Asahi-Diageo transaction over EABL. The regulator must step in to protect minority shareholders. A thread on why this matters for the integrity of the NSE:

@AmbokoJH Ha! You people of special funds. Be warned.

Standard Investment Bank. 2025 Profit: Kes 1.04 billion 2024 Profit: Kes 97.49 Million

@spectatorindex Ha ha... To influence the stock markets. We've seen this game before.

BREAKING: Trump has told aides he is willing to 'end the U.S. military campaign against Iran even if the Strait of Hormuz remains largely closed', according to Wall Street Journal report.

@asadnasir2000 Which law that you adhere to?

🇮🇷 IRAN SHOULD STOP ATTACKING OUR CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE, IT IS AGAINST THE LAW. - 🇮🇱 ISRAELI OFFICALS.

@onnehpaul @Thuranira_1 Yes. Minus the emotional arguments that's the cold hard truth.

@BenBk2013 @Thuranira_1 What if she was your mother? And you are a kid ? Would you still say this?

The problem with writing a will and directing that your assets be liquidated and the proceeds distributed is that some beneficiaries will spend their whole share, then come back years later sometimes even nine years claiming the will was invalid.

@zaxoguda Let's tell each other the truth please. Harambee is a regional team. Hizo analysis zingine count for nothing.

Mshatulia sindio; 1. #HarambeeStars is our national pride. Whether the coach is going to call Joakins Atudo or Githeri Man to the team, as a fan, with the questions that might linger, your duty is to support that team. 2. Zech Obiero ought to have been with this team earlier. He has always been a class above his peers. 3. The entire team had a slow start, Odada was worse in the first half. Dude had an improved second half but decided to be a clown when it mattered. 4. I hope Job Ochieng's injury wasn't something worse. We need him fit for the coming assignments. 5. Lenkunpae might be unattached, but his efforts when we didn't have the ball were on point. No one would question his commitment. 6. Ronney Onyango isnt a right back. That's one hill Ill die on. 7. Despite his lack of action at club level, Manzur Okwaro is a special talent. My prayer is that his loan deal can be turned into a permanent one. Were it not for my injury, he is a player I would have enjoyed playing with. 8. With the options we had for this game, Chris Alpha should have started that game. 9. I cant wait to have Zak Vyner in that defence. He will be a proper addition to this team. 10. AFC Leopards is playing a league game tomorrow. @pepeta_ke #FootballKE

@onnehpaul @Thuranira_1 Wives are overrated in inheritance matters. It's the weakest and most fickle of all relationships that a deceased man has.

@Thuranira_1 Why would a man write a will to his brother? How ? Aje sasa and you have a wife and kids? Hizi vitu happen tu mt.kenya where an inlaw can live with mother inlaw in one house

@ombachi13 Finally. Welcome back jamaa.

They say you raise the bar with your guests& this year I started from the very top. Five years old, standing on my shoulders, doing what he does best. Together we made a Kenyan classic. Ugali, Nyama choma and Kachumbari. One day he’ll stand on his own but today, we stood side by side, growing my greatest legacy and my best friend. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

@FootballKe_90 Nugu tu

Richard Odada's failed panenka penalty. Your thoughts on the penalty? 🤔 #FootballKE

@MarthaKarua @jsckenya @Kenyajudiciary Equality of opportunity not equality of outcomes.

Thought diversity was a constitutional requirement @jsckenya @Kenyajudiciary

@Bossyator Hardware imekuwa derivatives business.

In January, there's a guy who purchased re-bars at a hardware in Kitengela, Kajiado. He paid in full amount (800k) but didn't collect the goods instead he asked the hardware owner to keep them for him but got a receipt. Ofcourse the prices of rebars have gone up since then. This morning he asked the hardware owner to prepare the rebars for him to collect. The hardware owner says, yes the rebars are available but the prices I got this stock for were higher so you have to top up 400k to make 1.2m. My friend is demanding his rebars, at the amount he purchased them in January. The hardware owner on the other hand says you either top up 400k or I refund your 800k. Who's right, who's wrong?. Discuss.

@WelBeast Kepa happened. That nonsense that got him a yellow card is infectious to the while teams confidence.

Kepa aside, What went wrong?

@GeromanAT Zarathustra boys are not messing around.

Looks like IDF air defense is either down or Iranian missiles too fast. And I think Israel is starting to regret targeting the nuclear power plant in Busher...

@MoyaProf @cirnosad A nation of stem philosophers can really prep a defence.

@cirnosad Imagine being sanctioned for more than 40 years and still become self sufficient to such an extend that your technology is robust, superior yet cheaper than the so called 1st world nations. The high IQ nation of Iran is clearly under Gods hand.

Iranian ballistic missile warhead in-flight at hypersonic speeds landing on its target in Israel, at a distance of 1,400km from launch and with a precision less than 5 meters. Absolutely insanely amazing engineering happening here. Iranians are geniuses, God bless/protect them.

@cirnosad Zionist really underestimated a Nation stem philosophers with all the time on their hands to prep missiles.

@Bigqadi Doping.

Absolutely outrageous from Gout Gout. 10.04 at the age of 16. Speechless.

@cirnosad Wow .. Seems Hegseths uncontested airspace was in Tel-Aviv not Iran.

More KC135s were damaged in Ben Gurion air base by drones. Iran is seemingly operating without opposition over Israel’s skies.