Ben Close

Without question, the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. 😡😭😭😭😭😭 #wordle

@GarethNotGarth @BelfastDon No. I said that he’d said, as had many others, that you’d groomed Jake on a night out, lured him home, had much bum fun with him and then buried him under your mediocre garden. Very different.

@BelfastDon @BenClose1983 He said you’re bumming Jake.

Am I the only person in the country not watching this match?

@JoM121077 @ThaiBill2 @WheresWilly8 Ah. My apologies!

@GarethNotGarth So Don says.

@BenClose1983 Is he indeed?

@ThaiBill2 @JoM121077 @WheresWilly8 going to the loo later

@JoM121077 Fucking hell they're sharp 😳

@Roi7Le @ThaiBill2 And after that, does she get any food?

@ThaiBill2 She always gets some 😩

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@rwall83060758 Beautiful Sunderland. 😍

Howay #grimupnorth

@ThaiBill2 @WheresWilly8 Bill. You can fuck right off.

@WheresWilly8 Mint sauce can fuck right off 😭

Yes, yes that's a roast lamb dinner.

@markuscarrus_1 @DenzelHuck This looks better than yours, somehow.

@DenzelHuck Oh I see how it is

@WheresWilly8 What the actual?!

10 Twitter points for anyone who can guess which town the Where's Willy Retirement Tour is in today. 👀

Bad shits this morning

Cheer up

@sarm0161 I think they’ll survive simply because West Ham are worse. Just.

They’re properly fucked aren’t they.

@gadget50uk Yeah it’s an odd one. All to do with whether there’s a genuine attempt to play ball. If there isn’t then it’s a red but like you say, they then get that opportunity.

@BenClose1983 Why did they change having “Denial of a goal scoring opportunity” inside the box - when by awarding a penalty you present them with a goal scoring opportunity????

Haven’t really got an issue with the penalty and red card given against us but you can’t tell me that’s more of a foul than the one on Amad before their first goal.

@Parkin071 Yeah I’ve no fucking clue where 9 minutes came from

@BenClose1983 I’d scrap the fucking lot! The nine mins added on for more entertainment has made me even more furious

@Parkin071 It’s a complete shambles. Ref didn’t give the one on Amad because he’d already given us one and then VAR didn’t want to go against their mate. Keep it for offsides and get rid of it for everything else.

@BenClose1983 The ref just highlighted on how bad his previous penalty decision was! Made himself look daft. And showed that VAR isn’t fit for purpose at the same time🤬

23 days until our next game. 😭😭

@NOELY1982 I wouldn’t exactly call 16 shots on goal an awful half?

Awful half of football The premier league product is done