Ben Cooper

@JosephBonser @Tomslack10 nobody can resist

England fans singing ‘he’s one of our own’ but Kane photographed celebrating Lithuanian independence in March 1990 despite not being born.

One and a half hours of Rene LaVice is going to destroy me

@JosephBonser @JamesNorth12 been inside the bar once. It's full of £40k a year private school bints saying 'literally' a lot

When you realise Ice JJ Fish is driving

'ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia was born'

Better call Will Saul. The man's a genius

Shadow Child & Patrick Topping at Stealth is not helping my plans for a chilled Easter

TCTS x Bodhi with the team

What's Katy Perry got up her wizard sleeve?

Darts final in the pub with complimentary Doritos and dip is bang on #toon

City I love you, P.O.P hol' it down. Pimp squad baby for life

@KieranG_TK I'll translate everyone's response: insert funny 'don't care' meme here :-)

Photography game on fleek. St james' looking laaaavely

@Seagrave14 trying to have a shit on a Christmas tree for a fiver

Lizard fight see who's right

@Chris___proctor met the goalkeeper from Birmingham hockey team, he said you're incredible #CHRISPROCTORTHOUGH

Probably spark up a few doobies in a bit. Stick on some Four Tet. Might shove a toothbrush up my arse as well. I've taken hold of the night.

Deposit paid BAW BAW BAW