Ben L-C

The recording of my show Lies, Damned Lies & Buffy the Vampire Slayer is now available to buy online!

Can’t believe we got that extensive Bond apology from @andrewhunterm on @nosuchthing, and still no apology from @JamesHarkin for completely misunderstanding ‘contiguous states’ several episodes ago

Man at my folk club last night, wash your fucking hands

Spotted in the wild:

Men: wash your fucking hands. The number of times I witness a man leaving the gents without washing his hands is truly disgusting. I'm going to add to this thread every time I see it. I'm not sure why, but I feel the need to document how awful you are

OK I have finally set up shop over on the butterfly app, same username, come and follow me there please

If you have lost your car key around Tower Bridge Road let me know and I can tell you where to find it

Just found my stepdad doing Duolingo on his desktop

@Nataliealana87 Yes!

@BenGLC On Ashley Storrie’s week??

WE’RE BACK

@losinggteeth Fucking what?

not a single one of you told me the new series of gone fishing started. i cant believe this

Oh no @BBCiPlayer, it’s only a show I’ve watched every episode of and remains on my watchlist, why would I want notification that a new series has started?

@jbfan911 I can only apologise

@BenGLC this thread made me so upset

We’re losing the ancient texts

To all who celebrate

@Brocklesnitch YES

Every time I hear the Slow Horses theme song I can only picture this guy from the musical Buffy episode. Does this hit with anyone

I often have to remind myself that Nick Cave is an actual person and not a character played by Hugo Weaving

in this brown, backless gown, mopping up the whisky off the floor

45 thousand likes

Wait, all this time they’ve been talking about PARACETAMOL?!