Ben Gallina

One funny thing I do is whenever Neil Young says "is it hard to make arrangements with yourselffff?" I always answer "yes" (on beat 2). I'm kinda silly like that.

@pmcafrica And that's how you get ants

What is even happening here 🤔

@imactuallykoo1s A day in the life of the Snowpiercer kitchen car

Can someone explain genuinely what he’s doing and why?

@elonmusk There's a whole wikipedia page called "International response to Hurricane Katrina" - tons of countries helped the US in the aftermath.

This is it

@pants "So where do you see yourself in five years?"

@inthefade @scrumble_eggs It says "Star Wars"

Look, it’s a guy who runs a libertarian party account on Twitter.

@hperryhorton The Tenashees of Dinisherin

@AMAZlNGNATURE Last summer we took to calling them (Limited Edition) Strawberry Lemonade

This moth exists in nature and It’s called Rosy Maple moth

@Rainmaker1973 Whose mons is this?

Olympus Mons, located on Mars, is the second tallest mountain and largest volcano on any planet in the Solar System. It’s a shield volcano and it roughly covers an area of 300,000 km². Due to the size and gentle slopes of Olympus Mons, an observer standing on the Martian surface would be unable to see its peak, because it'd be beyond the horizon. Similarly an observer near the summit wouldn't even see parts of Mars that aren't Olympus Mons. [image: artist's impression]

@porksmith --WHO?

50 🧄

@INTERIORHUB3 Ehhhhhhhhh, let's order in...

Perfect kitchen

@jakeadampitre society, from a place of existential need: "how bout a journalist interviewing a scientist?" the media, that cares not: "how bout actors interviewing other actors?"

@INTERIORHUB3 How much does one of these cost?

Bathrooms that are minimalistic >>>

My short documentary THE VICTORIAS is now in @NewYorker with a lil intro article!!!!!!!!!!!! newyorker.com/culture/the-ne…

@jenny2x4 In Tenessee, the guitar player in a band I used to play with got assaulted in a bar bathroom for looking queer. Also got harassed by some cops in a Hardee's parking lot (someone called them on us for looking rock n roll?).

What kind of insane imaginary world do these people live in

@lastnamefuirst You'll sound smart if you just change the subject to Thoman Pynchon and David Foster Wallace

Should I read White Noise before the movie? Or can someone text me smart things to say about the book so I can lie about having read it

At the vet, pet intake forms are so much better than human intake forms

when they say the system is rigged they're talking about compound interest

It's pretty nuts that St*v* B*nn*n's campaign strategy was to "flood the zone with shit" and now we can't agree on what truth is.

@jackcorrbit Lol - that being said you miiiight be thinking of a marimba

I am a simple man I hear a xylophone and I imagine a skeleton