Bedlam Ben 🐝

youtu.be/yo8CVUASLOI?si… Latest podcast episode now live, with Dan from SickSet Media!! 🐝

Speaking for the whole community: it’s time to fix the egg system. From a pure business perspective, the solution is simple: Put some actually good and desirable Pokémon into the egg pool. #ポケモンGO #PokemonGo #PurpleFeebas

I went to a lovely village fete today, and there was a fish ‘n’ chip van, so I had a large cod and chips. My missus ‘didn’t want any’, but then, of course, proceeded to eat around 40 per cent of my chips. Also, two random women simply walked up and helped themselves to some, as if that was perfectly acceptable. How much longer must men put up with this? How do we know how much food to buy? If you run a chips-adjacent food outlet, how do you know how much to serve to a bloke when there are obvious women present? Of course, I’m happy to share with the frail, fainting flower of womanhood, because what’s mine is hers first. We are men, and our duty is to provide and, ultimately, defend, even unto death. But this is about chips, and boundaries are important. Sisters: it’s OK to like chips. It’s OK to want some. We know you do.

@ThelmasHadanuff @SirJBritain @Deliveroo Moron

@SirJBritain I have never and would never use @Deliveroo because I do not want these rapey illegals anywhere near me, my home or my food.

I have a theory that deliveroo bike riders are used by foreign criminal gangs to freely transport drugs and other illegal items “under cover” around our towns and cities.

@SirJBritain @FDCLDN Prove it

@FDCLDN I once saw a deliveroo rider pull all his sweaty gym kit out before taking the food out and handing it to someone.

@SirJBritain @AnEnglishName1 But you're not

@AnEnglishName1 If I found myself in charge of the nation I would shut down every single one of these delivery companies.

@SirJBritain Ragebait at its absolute finest, well played

Anyone that uses these deliveroo riders are traitors to their own communities.

Another 2 POIs accepted. So lucky with this cell positioning Almost 300 accepted POIs now 💪 @NianticWayfarer

Don’t miss “The Graduate” 20 Year Anniversary Show at the @ottobuddy (Ottobar) in Baltimore on May 20th! Featuring awesome openers the Flying Faders, Garbage Masher, and more TBA. Can’t wait to celebrate this record with you all. See you there! Tickets: theottobar.com/event/mc-lars-…

@RKELLAS Damn dude that sucks

just ordered a sausage butty from greggs, the daily driver. got home, opened it, and it's bacon. absolutely devastated.

@YorkshireWater @Sidnificant894 I don't think he'll bother he's too busy working on his UFO

@Sidnificant894 Hi TransparentTruthSeeker, We are sorry to hear you are having issues with water quality please DM with your full address and contact number to discuss this. - Yorkshire Water Social Team

Hi @YorkshireWater - can I ask why you’ve been discharging untreated sewage into the River Calder for 118 hours? It hasn’t rained here for days so I assume the sewers aren’t at risk of overflowing from rainwater.

@Sidnificant894 @JustineBrian @YorkshireWater 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JustineBrian @YorkshireWater Stop paying, all they can do is bully you, if bailiffs come simply don't answer! The water is disgusting I don't use it still they send me a new bill thats more now than when I was using it! No one has to pay these bills. They are scamming everyone.

@justinbieber This is AI

@Elite_4_J Onyx

name a pokemon without the letter A

This shirt lowkey goes hard.

Shout out to the new Lit-Hop Academy students who signed up for this spring. I’ve got two spots left. Apply here for one-on-one creative coaching (music and more): lithopacademy.org

@KFC_UKI new Daredevil Zinger Burger and Loaded Fries. youtu.be/LIWyIVsq48U