Ben Greaves

Here’s the little festive tune that we finished the other day along with a video that Jasper threw together (which definitely won’t get flagged for copyright infringement) youtu.be/B6bgb4LrzNU

There’s a woman on the bus trying to explain to her toddler that when he goes to school they won’t have their Wednesdays together anymore. The child seems fine with it but is seriously struggling with the concept of “Wednesday”

Christ. A quiet and pleasant house what a dream

@grahamcrosby Far too much money yet they only drink carling. Terrible people with terrible ideas

@BenGreavesMusic They sound like a rugby crowd. Boot cut jeans and brown brogues. And a ski t-shirt, it would seem.

How niche is this t-shirt?

@grahamcrosby Oh yeah skiing based T-shirts is the winter specific genre of shit middle class attire. Bought for it’s ironic statement but worn without irony for said statement. I feel like golf is also up there in the same vein

@BenGreavesMusic I didn't realise that shit ski t-shirts were a genre. It seems there's a whole movement in society that hasn't really touched me at all, thank fuck.

@grahamcrosby I know a guy who regularly wears a T-shirt that says “money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy ski trips. Which is the same thing” Fuck me it’s sad as hell

@BenGreavesMusic That actually is depressing. My neighbour wears an 'Old guys rock' t-shirt, which is shut, but not as shit as the ski one.

@wobblydubs Fuck

@wobblydubs Spejl

In spoons the man on the table next to me just leaned over and said “You look like an educated guy. How do you spell ‘Spell’.” And I was completely thrown off.

Listening to The Doors all day seems to give me a level of confidence that I’m not prepared for

Tried to catch a moth twice. Failed twice. Accidentally clocked the wall once. This moth is now my second nemesis

I just locked a spider out of the house(he was on the back door) and I feel bad

As I get older I do wonder whether video games are meant to be played incrementally or all in one go. Either way I’ve just died 4 times during a cutscene.

Old man gets new hat

I’m not used to having a Saturday off. I don’t know what to do with myself.

@joshuamilton Hard times

Enroute Cardiff to see Paramore and a big old trip down nostalgia lane.

The birds in the garden all look so confused after I trimmed part of the hedge and I can’t help but feel bad now.

The custard factory is an awfully misleading name

@katiebclough Yep. I couldn’t tell whether it was intentional or just a happy accident

@BenGreavesMusic Like a scoop?😂😂

I just saw someone eating rice with chopsticks that were still attached and using them as a little spoon.