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Kenya in a nutshell 😪

Men are happy creatures 🤣🤣🤣

@ErickLibese Jokers

@BenJabu_ They say the alternative was not an option.

We had a chance to get a proper country in 2013 , post-Kibaki. Look at what we did. We created this mess.

Acting soft on Matatu will embolden them. You don't know what you are playing with.

@KenyaPower_Care Please restore power urgently 14468936118

This is hilarious😂🤣

@jack_wyse @TeyaKevin He's not alone. Hata mimi Baba anegesema, tunainama tu na Teya hapo Jogoo road 😅😅

@TeyaKevin U r too emotional when it comes to politics, 🤣 Baba angesema ukunie kwa barabara ungekunia tu!😭😭

😂😂sasa politics gani imefanya niwe fala? I've supported Raila Odinga pekee. Mimi ni yatima wa kisiasa.

@Asa_UTD @kigutasheilaa Lol. You're talking about 1990. Cops have locks and silver teeth and whatever keeps them under cover.

@kigutasheilaa Nope. No govt official keep beard…

Guys what are the ways you know someone is a cop in reg clothes and not a common mwananchi

@bonifacemwangi Good job bro. Nate is growing among legends

“It takes a village to raise a child”-African Proverb

@TypeCs3 @alexmwanzo Very obnoxious bunch.

@BenJabu_ @alexmwanzo Ykb They post anything for clicks

Ningekuwa mwenye io gari ningetafta uyo dem nimpee gari for a few days walahi We shall not poverty shame people for liking cars

@Kelvinnjau @Brianmbunde @brokensuit44 😅😅😅😅

@Brianmbunde @brokensuit44 Sasa juu ulikataa kuangalia kando ulifika mapema?

Spotted this jolly fella in traffic Buda angaliaga kando

The oldest member who was recently returned to the Uganda Parliament is ailing retired Brigadier Moses Ali (L), 87, who’s been in govt variously since the military rule of Idi Amin in the 1970s. The youngest is Lenia Charity Kevin .@Leniacharity, at just 24 (R). In a continent ruled by very old men, Lenia at 24 is very young by African parliamentary standards, yet she is not the youngest ever. Several politicians who entered the national (not provincial) parliament younger than her. Some notable examples: •Proscovia Alengot Oromait — Uganda. Elected MP in 2012 at just 19, becoming Africa’s youngest MP at the time. •Francisca Oteng-Mensah — Ghana. Elected to Parliament at 23, then became a deputy minister. •John Paul Mwirigi — Kenya. Elected MP for Igembe South at 23 in 2017, then Kenya’s youngest elected MP. •Emma Theofelus — Namibia. Entered Parliament and became deputy minister at 23; later rose to cabinet minister. •Yusuf Cassim — South Africa. Became the youngest MP in South African national history at 24 in 2014.

@Junoonyaar Where's the window?

@Tosh_k_e @_fels1 If you want to hide something from an African, hide it in a book. This post doesn't take even 59 seconds to finish reading

@_fels1 interesting read ,but def tooooo long . Couldn't finish to the bottom . Probably divide them into paragraphs for structure

Sharp Girl who conned a Bank using Raila’s Name In May 2022, Faith Mwikali walked into GT Bank in Nairobi, and asked to speak to the bank manager, Mr. Jude. It was purely business as the bank manager had always set the record straight that he could never mix business with pleasure. Faith wanted the bank manager to give her pragmatic ideas on how she could invest Ksh. 70 million which she allegedly had idling in her account. The CEO did the right thing by giving her all the necessary financial advice to the best of his ability, after which Miss Mwikali left, satisfied and joyful. Few weeks later, Faith walked into the same bank and asked to see the CEO. Like any other wealthy prospective client (real or imaginary) request was granted without hesitation. This time round, Faith told the manager that her mother was seriously sick and the bills had pilled up to Ksh. 8 million and she needed a quick loan. The manager out of abundance of caution, asked her the whereabouts of the 70 million, which she didn’t hesitate to clarify that she had used it to buy a home in Kileleshwa, reason why she was temporarily illiquid. The manager then quickly processed a loan of Ksh. 8 million and gave her. Two months later, Faith called Mr. Jude and this time, it was time to go for the jugular. She was acting on behalf of the Azimio Presidential candiate, Mr. Raila Amolo Odinga Wuod Nyalego Chuny Piny Oke Gi Ng’ong’a Kodima. In the call, Faith stated that Mr. Odinga had won a tender at KEMSA to supply mosquito nets worth Ksh. 17 million and the nets were already at Mombasa Port but just like her, Baba, a total orphan was temporarily out of disposable cash. Faith even went to the bank and gave the River Road manager the documents showing that Baba had won the contract and it was their way out of the block. Like most descendants of Jezebel, she then introduced the aspect of time, stating that the release of the nets was time sensitive and if the manager delayed, Baba would lose the entire contract. The manager then went ahead, approved the loan of Ksh. 17 million and immediately Faith saw “UA64F3QSYH Confirmed”, she switched her phone off and Fyuuuuuuuu. As to whether the Mango Babe used the natural Thailand magic to deny Mr. Jude sufficient supply of oxygenated blood to his upper head is still a mystery. But this was another classic case of the bait and switch method.

@FrancisMuthusi3 @OmaeOkara Ha ha ha. Hauna degree, sindio?

@OmaeOkara Who started this nonsense of appending the occupation initials before your names... Only Doctors are allowed due to Levels in their field Ati Qs, Eng, Adv, Total bollocks

Dear future shop owners. Who bewitched you. Hii design ya frame 2; tu ndio mnataka? Lets have a conversation as a country. They look pathetic na hiyo design ndio iko copy pasted across East Africa. Infact Somalia ndio niliona some different creativity. Transitioning to a first world country requires collective efforts from the private and public sector.

Not less than 35

@K_drRein @Kvaati Lol...hiyo kazi yote just to nut

@Kvaati Nita choose milayas na nitatumia condom na nampea P2 awekelee nikiona, na na make sure nimekaa sober all through.

Gentlemen, especially those of you going up the ladder. When you get to those cool offices/roles that come up with a slot for a PA. Choose an older woman than you as your PA. Nick Imudia is your lesson.

@DCI_Kenya Tafuteni kazi ya maana mfanye. You can start from the missing kids

ARREST OF A SUSPECT, RECOVERY OF NARCOTICS Detectives from the Anti-Narcotics Unit (ANU), alongside their counterparts from the Transnational Organised Crime Unit (TOCU), have arrested a trafficker recovering sachets of cannabis sativa from his house. The suspect, 29-year-old Nigerian national Christian Ikechukwu Uzochukwu, was cornered following intelligence-led investigations that painted him as a key player in a narcotics trafficking network operating within the city. Acting on this intelligence, detectives descended on his residence in Kabarnet area along Ngong Road. A thorough search of the house led to the recovery of 33 sachets of cannabis sativa neatly packed and ready for distribution. Detectives also recovered two passports bearing the suspect’s name, alongside other items. Preliminary investigations have further revealed that the suspect is in the country illegally. The suspect was escorted to Muthaiga Police Station for processing pending arraignment. Meanwhile, the recovered drugs have been detained as exhibits. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!