Ben Ash

People clown on this but if this was a Lonely Island song everyone be praising it as one of the funniest songs ever created.

Dungeon Crawler Carl

@ruemennd Both are fantastic for their own reasons, but I would only choose Nirvana the band the show first simply because you can burn through it much quicker than Malcolm. However, make sure to enjoy it!

since i finished always sunny i feel like i have two paths to choose from now as my next show bc of sunnytwt

@BrendanSagalow Shane rules!

So fun tonight at the Beacon with Shane Torres and Bert

@Jasp3r_0 Don’t matter: his posts are all getting engagement. He wins in the end.

This is genuinely the saddest shit I’ve seen in a while

@mistressdivy ZThing.com and LiquidGeneration.com

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today?

Disappointed but not surprised to hear that the Michael biopic did not cover this controversial moment in his career

Van Gogh had the same thing happen to him but he wasn’t alive to see the results. Make art for the sake of the process. Should others see the beauty in your art, whether you’re there to witness it or not, is simply a bonus of affirmation.

@NickKocher @WrestlerHauser Impossible not to be! One of the few actors who really gets what the privilege of being an actor is all about!

Massive fan of @WrestlerHauser

Van who?

@RealAlexJones You are an aggressively stupid chode of a man

The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs. Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.” Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..

@RealAlexJones Just like this video, you’re a dumb joke.

⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović! The Satan Obsessed Tim Heidecker Has Openly Bragged That He Is Set To Steal Alex Jones' Job, And That He Plans To Steal Alex Jones' Identity In Order To Destroy The Infowars Brand! Alex Jones & His Legal Team Have Already Filed & Are Planning To File Major Legal Challenges To This Attempted High Jacking Of Infowars & His Identity By These Democrat-Backed Deranged Lunatics! 🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE ALEX JONES SHOW NOW: x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

The trailer ACME doesn’t want you to see. Coyote vs. ACME. In theaters August 28.

HELL yes!

@gorham_betsy First one was the intended poster, NTBTSTM accidentally got CC’d on an email about the Marty Supreme poster about its design and release so as a gag made their own version to coincide, and the Balls Up one is intentionally parodying Marty Supreme since it’s sports related.

Why does this keep happening? What’s going on here? #filmtwitter

@spumdonor This could either be Don Barris or John Caparulo

Trying to ID the comedian cameos (other old farts help me out here) From left-to-right: 1) Brett Butler (in suit jacket), Carrot Top, Dave Chapelle, Laura Kightlinger(?), Jim Carrey on far right is obvious 2) Not sure, Andy Dick, Joe Rogan 3) Chris Farley, George Carlin, Chris Rock, Bill Hicks 4) Wanda Sykes(?) con't

@jasonortiz85 @DintheAbary Thor Ragnarok was silly and good: it can be done.

@DintheAbary Why does it need to be silly? No, it needs to be good. From this trailer. The dialog isn't looking good either.

I'm sold, it looks silly and fun. That's what these adaptations need, just be fun. The actor who plays Dan can go fuck himself though lol.

@dieworkwear @PeteHegseth I love how you chose a picture of Omar Bradley who is literally the complete antithesis of everything Pete Hegseth represents and does.

.@PeteHegseth, my grandfather served in World War 2. He carried a small, piece of paper in his pocket the whole time, on which he wrote his favorite Bible verse. It would mean so much to our family, especially my grandfather, if you could recite this verse at your next speech: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." — Jesus Christ

@talkmoviestome0 @tubi you could do the coolest thing by adding season one and two and I would gladly sit through commercials

“When are we getting Season 3?”