Ben “jussa” Russell

Does the Dimma Marvel curse continue?

Mohammed Siraj showers in board shorts. Get off my head

I should really invest in a bib #icanneverwearwhite

More baked than a forgotten cake that I can see the southern cross in England. #wigout

Drinking problem? I ain’t got no problem drinking

You can tell a lot about a country by its airport security. Although the weather in Poland is bad, it’s a hot place. #stripsearchplz

Never seen the fox footy pressure gauge not be off the charts, one would think you should extend the chart.

They need to build a Colac bypass

I’m flying with Malaysia airlines, so if you don’t see me again I’ll be floating somewhere in the South China Sea

Things that rarely happen: A solar eclipse India not doctoring pitch My flight been on fucking time

Tattoos are great if you want to cry in front of a severely tattooed middle age men

Got a real Christmas Day feel #AFLGrandFinal

Watching afl 360 and Sam Draper is more baked than a forgotten cake

Get off my boy Sean Darcy track, go cook some more tacos #pickonsomeoneyourownsize

Currently hung on a disabled school bus going to basketball. What is life

People who turn their headlights on before 5:30 are the weakest people

Your always 3 off headies

I drive like Tarzan and park like Jane. I hate underground car parks

Not a good day to be the cheapest bottle of vodka at iga express

Going for outright in Sunday C grade, have I really stooped this low