Baseball Isn't Real

How's that for making the most of myself, MOM?? "@eric_j_thompson: Amazing "More Than A Thielen" lyrics "

@GrantMN3 EV merchant

@BenMpls update

@SarahisCensored @jamestalarico Conservatives have been using Christianity as a political tool for decades. You've just buried your head in the sand, cherry picking sections of the Bible that support your views.

You do not know Jesus. You use His name as a political tool and weaponize Christianity to further your sick agendas. Satan targets children - and so do you. You think women have the right to k*ll their children. You think keeping porn in children’s libraries is “free speech.” You think trans children exist, and you’re okay with mutilating them at any age. You are evil. I’ve seen you in action in the committee rooms at the Capitol and behind your pulpit at your fake church. You mock God. He will not be mocked, and your day is coming.

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

yes, Joe. just like that. 😂

brb, watching this 10,000 times

@WolvesClips I know Rudy is a great player, and this is the wrong night for this, but man plays like this are so stark in my memory

@ChefReactions @Carpboy8232 Highly recommend the Bahn Mi Brat from Union Hmong Kitchen if you make it to Target Field!

@greggtmasterson I will get this if for some reason I find myself at a Dback game this year

I used to think this was an awesome little gimmick but it’s gotten to the point that serving this stuff is pure gluttony. A sin. Don’t buy it. Your soul is at risk.

@NotTravisAgain I'm in Minneapolis, and you definitely just pissed your pants in fear reading that. Stay safe little man

@NotTravisAgain it's hilarious how insecure you are 🤣 sad little boy no job and a Napoleon complex

@NotTravisAgain lol get a job first

@NotTravisAgain That's rich coming from the guy who shits his undies every time he thinks about going outside. Scared little boy.

@NotTravisAgain @dubs_thoughts You're the sniveling little boy who is so scared of the outside world you haven't left your basement in years. The metro subsidizes your county, btw. Get a job and start contributing to the state that's feeding you.

are you finished yet

@RandomHero8125 @lvccnv @dubs_thoughts Good luck getting as many handouts from Fargo as you do from the Twin Cities! You need it.

@BenMpls @lvccnv @dubs_thoughts Oh no, I got it.....removing a "lower" IQ portion and giving it to an even "lower" IQ state of ND. It's just not accurate and a pretty lame joke. 2.5/5 stars.

Calm down East Dakota

@greggtmasterson Chris Finch, are you brave enough?

Start SloMo

@lvccnv @RandomHero8125 @dubs_thoughts guy absolutely didn't understand what you meant by this lmao

@RandomHero8125 @dubs_thoughts The average IQ of both states would go up as a result.

Happy new scorebook day to those who observe

@bannedbreehwa as in, I can't start a DM with you

@bannedbreehwa I can't DM, but I have some info if you're interested. We just lost a project manager last month.

i am not joking and being 10000% serious. if anyone has any job opportunities in MN please DM me. I have to leave my company of 11 years that i've dedicated my entire life to due to unforeseen circumstances and move back to MN within a month and find a new job