Ben Rimmer

Double Trouble We’re Buzzing to announce the arrival of @Brad_Rimmer. The Lone Striker with a touch of a Wizard. #Magical #Fridge His Brother @BenRimmer7 came along to, he’ll play in Defence. “Rhythm is a talker, Ben Rimm is a Porker” echos outside the ground. #BigLads

Our First Signing We’re delighted to announce the signing of @LewMillingtonx for an undisclosed fee from @LandJFC. Subject to a Medical. Here’s what he had to say on the move. “Can’t wait to get started and most importantly sink a pint or eight afterwards” #WhatALad #LovesAle

After the recent Speculation we are pleased to confirm we have been successfully bought out by @LandJFC We are looking forward towards the future, taking over the leagues. With a, and I quote “Pep-esc” style of play. #SaudiTakeover #TheReturn

🚨 Something is Brewing 🚨 Negotiations are underway on a massive Project to take place in the near future. #ItsTime #TheReturn #2DownAndSackedItOff

Lads weekend away in Preston. Everyone is showered and ready, waiting for @SamPeterClarke to have a fucking bath. What a dickhead. #Drown

With a central midfield position current available. We are wanting to hold talks with @Joey7Barton to sign a season long loan. Joey?..