fabrics appreciator

@_slugwife she knows what’s up! i love this whole album open.spotify.com/track/1gvBWOBP…

if sage green and burnt orange go out of style i am fucked

when the card reader says “debit or credit” i forget everything i’ve ever known about myself

@_slugwife i need sword details

i’ve been saying for ages that american media companies should copy the format of british panel shows (make comedians do various game shows) and i just realized that’s why i love dropout so much

next time someone gets anesthesia can you ask if you can tell as loud as you can until you pass out and film it

i keep accidentally ending phone calls with “buh-bye” in situations where it is not appropriate

nausicaa is in theaters on monday and tuesday, go watch !!

billie eilish trying to do gay pop… ugh girl stop trying to copy jojo siwa 🤦‍♂️

neat wikipedia article: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillside_…

@murffyslurtz :o good idea

my favorite linen fitted sheet got a big hole in it and i’m so sad because it’s gotten so soft over the years :(

today i learned that it is pretty difficult to sightread poetry out loud

@calkyy what cheesecake u ordering

payday is when i go to cheescake factory by myself this is not a joke

@murffyslurtz when the female surgeon leaves her car keys inside my abdomen, i just sit my ass down and listen

least favorite sensory experience: - touching microfiber most favorite sensory experience: - applying facial moisturizer after a shower

i don’t know what the plot of hades 2 is but i do know there are many female authority figures with six packs